Off On A Safari Hunt.

[Cormac135]

So i've been invited by a rich friend to a weeks holiday hunting wild game on a Safari park in Uganda.

I plan on shooting and mounting every animal that comes my way.

Of course i'm only joshing, i told him to fuck off, but it got me to thinking, are there some animals that could do with a good cull, are we overrun with some beasts, no one say human beings as it's too obvious,

I was thinking we could do with out all those Kangaroos and maybe even cats.

What animal would you cull ?

 

[Alistair]

Skunks

 

[Cormac135]

Skunks

Are they really horrendous stinkers ?

Don't have them here.

 

[Alistair]

It's disgusting.

 

[Kahaih]

Chickens.

They taste like everything else, anyway. Boring.

And their feathers make a real mess on a car grill. Little feather bomb bastards, they.

 

[HoodedRat]

What animal would you cull ?

People.

Well someone was going to say it so it may as well be me.

 

[Rickrock]

Deer. I think that they did thin them some. Last year, and less so this year, as soon a flower would start to bloom they ate the flower off of the stalk. They also eat the leaves off of many of the garden plants before they have a chance to mature and produce. You have to fence or cover anything you want to save and grow.

 

[unloadonme]

Grey Squirrels. They're not native to Great Britain and have pushed the native Red Squirrels out of much of their original range.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Grey squirrels are the Rohingya of the British forests.

 

[Kahaih]

Grey Squirrels. They're not native to Great Britain and have pushed the native Red Squirrels out of much of their original range.

LOL. Lump it.

They are part of the great tradeoff of colonial times. There are now hundreds, maybe even thousands of British/European plant and animal species raising hell in/with the Americas. English people, for instance.

 

[Alistair]

Are they really horrendous stinkers ?

Don't have them here.

I had my window open while sleeping last night. I slunk went past close by and smelled so bad it woke me up. I has to close the window and it took a good 2 hours for the smell to dissipate.

 

[Latimer]

I don't mind the smell of skunks at all. I occasionally like smelling it. They're very cute, too.