MystikWizard
JUB Addict
Before we kick off the final Presidential debate thread here on JUB (until another 4 years), I figured we should start off with a little something I quickly whipped up on the Hannity Forum that I figured I would post here, as well ... for those that want to have a little fun and want to play a Drinking Game.
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Take a sip if McCain says:
My Friends
Iraq
Ahmadinejad
Maverick
Terrorists
Israel
The Economy
Senator Obama opposed the surge
Mentions Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac
Senator Obama will raise your taxes
Radical Islam
The message of our troops is "Let us win"
What Senator Obama doesn't understand ...
Asks Bob Schieffer to repeat the question
Chug if McCain says:
Senator Obama is running for Jimmy Carter's 2nd term
I know how to get Bin Laden and I will get him ... after I'm elected.
I agree with Senator Obama on that (issue)
Mentions a new Economic plan reeking of Socialism
Says that the Mainstream Media has been in the tank for Obama
One chug each time any of the following are mentioned: William Ayres, Reverend Wright, Tony Rezko, or ACORN.
Take a sip when Senator Obama says:
George Bush
Wall Street
Lobbyists
Change
The Economy
Middle Class
"Uhh ... Uhhh"
De-Regulation
More of the same
John McCain will be the First President in history to tax your Health Benefits
What Senator McCain DOES NOT TELL YOU is ...
John McCain wants more tax breaks for Oil Companies
Senator McCain has consistently voted against renewable fuels
The failed policies of this Administration
John McCain has been in Congress for 28 years
I have fought for Women's rights
CEO's or Corporate Executives
Chug if Senator Obama:
John McCain is running for Bush's 3rd Term
Says the McCain campaign is using tactics right out of the Karl Rove playbook
Informs McCain that Ahmadinejad is not the supreme authority in Iran
Makes a cryptic reference to Acorn (not falling far from the tree)
Alludes to Phil Gramm calling the U.S. a "Nation of Whiners"
Says he agrees with McCain on that (issue)
CHUG if Bob Scieffer actually:
Brings up the topic of Abortion
Says to either candidate that they did not answer the question
Cautions them about the time limit in answering questions
Drink the Entire Bottle if:
Bob Schieffer holds up an "Applause" sign for Obama
ACORN shows up and attempts to register voters
If you see any sort of terrorist fist bump from Michelle and Barack
John McCain throws the book at Obama, and mentions all 4: Rev Wright, Bill Ayres, ACORN, and Rezko
Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain get in a cat-fight
If Tony Rezko shows up and is willing to testify against Obama at the debate
Break your Beer Bottle over your head and stab yourself IF:
John McCain endorses Barack Obama at some point during the debate
Bob Schieffer joins Obama at the podium and starts debating McCain
Hillary Clinton shows up, ready to be sworn in
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With that in mind, it is the Maverick's last chance to impress. Will he bring up Ayres, Rezko, ACORN, Wright ... or will he stick to the Issues?
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Take a sip if McCain says:
My Friends
Iraq
Ahmadinejad
Maverick
Terrorists
Israel
The Economy
Senator Obama opposed the surge
Mentions Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac
Senator Obama will raise your taxes
Radical Islam
The message of our troops is "Let us win"
What Senator Obama doesn't understand ...
Asks Bob Schieffer to repeat the question
Chug if McCain says:
Senator Obama is running for Jimmy Carter's 2nd term
I know how to get Bin Laden and I will get him ... after I'm elected.
I agree with Senator Obama on that (issue)
Mentions a new Economic plan reeking of Socialism
Says that the Mainstream Media has been in the tank for Obama
One chug each time any of the following are mentioned: William Ayres, Reverend Wright, Tony Rezko, or ACORN.
Take a sip when Senator Obama says:
George Bush
Wall Street
Lobbyists
Change
The Economy
Middle Class
"Uhh ... Uhhh"
De-Regulation
More of the same
John McCain will be the First President in history to tax your Health Benefits
What Senator McCain DOES NOT TELL YOU is ...
John McCain wants more tax breaks for Oil Companies
Senator McCain has consistently voted against renewable fuels
The failed policies of this Administration
John McCain has been in Congress for 28 years
I have fought for Women's rights
CEO's or Corporate Executives
Chug if Senator Obama:
John McCain is running for Bush's 3rd Term
Says the McCain campaign is using tactics right out of the Karl Rove playbook
Informs McCain that Ahmadinejad is not the supreme authority in Iran
Makes a cryptic reference to Acorn (not falling far from the tree)
Alludes to Phil Gramm calling the U.S. a "Nation of Whiners"
Says he agrees with McCain on that (issue)
CHUG if Bob Scieffer actually:
Brings up the topic of Abortion
Says to either candidate that they did not answer the question
Cautions them about the time limit in answering questions
Drink the Entire Bottle if:
Bob Schieffer holds up an "Applause" sign for Obama
ACORN shows up and attempts to register voters
If you see any sort of terrorist fist bump from Michelle and Barack
John McCain throws the book at Obama, and mentions all 4: Rev Wright, Bill Ayres, ACORN, and Rezko
Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain get in a cat-fight
If Tony Rezko shows up and is willing to testify against Obama at the debate
Break your Beer Bottle over your head and stab yourself IF:
John McCain endorses Barack Obama at some point during the debate
Bob Schieffer joins Obama at the podium and starts debating McCain
Hillary Clinton shows up, ready to be sworn in
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With that in mind, it is the Maverick's last chance to impress. Will he bring up Ayres, Rezko, ACORN, Wright ... or will he stick to the Issues?



















