Official JUB Christmas Party thread.

[just_mills]

Mate, what kind of sick parties do you go to?
Non-alcoholic.. beer? Are you serious? You've just ruined my night..

I'll reinforce this party with yet more Stella AND Kronenbourg.. Also Jack Daniel's.

AND (yes, AND) I'll bring my cheeky mouth and bum-bum, incase "something" were to happen

 

[Blueboy369]

I'll bring the disco ball, strobe lights and smoke machine, oh and plenty of singles to place in the strippers g-strings!

 

[Nonimus]

Mate, what kind of sick parties do you go to?
Non-alcoholic.. beer? Are you serious? You've just ruined my night..

I'll reinforce this party with yet more Stella AND Kronenbourg.. Also Jack Daniel's.

AND (yes, AND) I'll bring my cheeky mouth and bum-bum, incase "something" were to happen

Mmmm...Millsy's bum-bum.

 

[antdak]

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What a tragic waste of young beer - those poor little fella's never even got to see the inside of a supermarket.


Excuse me please, I think I need to be alone for a while....

That is the saddest picture I have ever seen!! I think we need a moment of silence!!

OK, I'll bring some popcorn balls!!

 

[Centexfarmer]

I had some really great organically grown vegetables this year!

So I'll be bringing some tomato salsa with onions, jalepenos, lime and cilantro with tortilla chips.

And some pickled okra, and cucumbers for a veggie finger food tray.

I'll also bring a case of Jack Daniels, with Coke and 7UP for mixer!

&

Let's get this party started!

 

[Centexfarmer]

Everybody in jeans,I'll supply.

Of course I'll help you change into whatever you look good in

I'll take a size 31X32 please!

Button fly of course!

 

[Centexfarmer]

I'm going to need a date for this party!

Anybody want to come with?

I assure you, you will get lucky tonight.

...pffffttttt!

We already know that!

Why?

Cuz you're bringing Tequila silly!

 

[GL]

I had some really great organically grown vegetables this year!

So I'll be bringing some tomato salsa with onions, jalepenos, lime and cilantro with tortilla chips.

And some pickled okra, and cucumbers for a veggie finger food tray.

I'll also bring a case of Jack Daniels, with Coke and 7UP for mixer!

&

Let's get this party started!

Mmm... Salsa.

 

[jamie_01930]

I'll bring some "POT"

 

[dkonfrost]

chocolate martini fixins for the alcohol component

praline yams for those who'll bother to eat

and hugs for everyone

 

[Marbas]

Lube and condoms.

...and a piano I hope.

I'm sure you're taste in music is fine, TheBled, but I hope that Gery will have an opportunity to perform at the piano and give us some live music as well.

 

[Nonimus]

...and a piano I hope.

I'm sure you're taste in music is fine, TheBled, but I hope that Gery will have an opportunity to perform at the piano and give us some live music as well.

No family get together is worthy without 'Roll out the barrel'

 

[dr_beat]

I'll bring my Santa costume in case anyone wants a lap to sit on!

 

[buzzj]

chocolate martini fixins for the alcohol component

praline yams for those who'll bother to eat

and hugs for everyone

Could I have those in reverse order, please? And instead of #3--- could I have two #1's?

 

[Pringle]

Could I have those in reverse order, please? And instead of #3--- could I have two #1's?

Hey why bother eating lets just concetrate on the !Sounds like a fulfilling three courses to me.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

I'll sit in the back of the room like I do at the Sports Bar.

 

[Marbas]

^
Not all of the time. You'll have to dance with me at some point during the party; it's compulsary for all Jubbers; no excuses accepted.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

^
Not all of the time. You'll have to dance with me at some point during the party; it's compulsary for all Jubbers; no excuses accepted.

Even though I dance like this.

 

[ronboy]

I'll also bring the condoms and lube (like Gery is) for the orgy that is sure to follow Brijan's game of naked Twister!

 

[eddielee]

I doubt if I'll get invited to the party. If I was invited, I'd bring several bottles of red wine and some petite fours.