Kahaih
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Or, maybe they'd see that, and believe that they have missed out on the Rapture because they're just too damn fat.
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You never see the rich flogging rapture unless it is the pastor of a megachurch who has figured out a way of using it to fleece their flock.Anyone rich flogging rapture has not thought this through. On the big day their money becomes worthless, they can't bribe God, he dosen't need it, and in the unlikely event that they do win a ticket to upstairs, they have to leave it all behind, they won't like that.
Better to follow the example of Eartha Kitt;
"If I can't take it with me when i go
I just aint gonna go".
#praiseJeebusWhat, no Italian restaurants or a good chinese take out place?None of you heathens got raptured? SMH. I did, heaven is fucking awesome bro. There's a pizza bar and hot dog stands as far as the eye can see. I'll open the emergency exit and sneak you in for a one-time donation to my cashapp.#praiseJeebus
Nope, but there is snow cones and funnel cake.What, no Italian restaurants or a good chinese take out place?

Nope, but there is snow cones and funnel cake.![]()
I resent the notion that I made a deal with the devil to free me if I lured some of you hags to the underworld. You can't prove it.That is hell.

I’m getting Supply Side Jesus flashbacks. Gee, thanks, Ghastly’s Ghastly Comics.You never see the rich flogging rapture unless it is the pastor of a megachurch who has figured out a way of using it to fleece their flock.
