Should have posted here first, rather than spleen venting in the international politics thread..hope this isn't one of those tightly moderated places where I'll be yelled at, I have a fragile ego..
Anyway,
Hello. I should really have read the other new member threads and seen what they put down instead of feeling like an idiot and rambling. Ryan, slim, still a pretty-boy at 28(or so I'm told!), and single. Although over the past year I've had such little luck finding anyone I reckon I could get thrown into prison and STILL not get any action, so don't worry, I won't try it on with any of you,my confidence is utterly sapped!
I called myself Strychnine after a schoolteacher years ago called me "arrogant, disdainful, and poisonous". British education, you can't beat it..
I have no idea what my weight is in pounds, it's 10 stone, and has anyone here actually got caught measuring their penis and been able to think up of a good excuse? It'd be a great scene in a sitcom..
I think that's enough ambling for now, don't you?
just feel welcomed 
