Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum...

[GL]

What kind of a tree do you have?
A real tree or an artificial?
Or perhaps you have one of those newfangled upside down trees.
What's your tree decorating theme this year?

Myself, it's an artificial tree with white lights and decorated in green, gold, red and silver ornaments.

 

[Kyanimal]

We have a real tree. Smells good!

It's currently only decorated with multi-colored lights. More to come, ornaments, garland, "icecicles", etc. It's still a "work" in progress!

Hoping Your HOLIDAYS are HAPPY ones!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Centexfarmer]

Nothing fancy:

But it's surrounded with Love!

 

[GL]

Nothing fancy:

But it's surrounded with Love!

 

[GL]

Other must be no tree right?


Becuase if you don't have a real tree and you don't have an artificial one, you have neither right?

You are correct sir!

But its also if you are using something else as an alternative. If that is the case, hopefully the poster will leave us a post to that effect.

 

[GL]

(Oh p.s. this wouldn't happen to be where the title of the thread came from would it?)

It's what first came to mind when I saw the thread's title.

Well, honestly... no.

But it was funny!

 

[sherman]

11 foot real deal this year

 

[RationalLunacy]

I have a fake shrub.

 

[GL]

I have a fake shrub.

Yes, but did you put lights up?

 

[RationalLunacy]

Yes, but did you put lights up?

Did I put lights up what?

 

[GL]

Did I put lights up what?

I guess in Amish country they don't put lights up in their fake shrubs for Christmas?

Pity.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I guess in Amish country they don't put lights up in their fake shrubs for Christmas?

Pity.

Yes they do, in fact. Since they don't have electricity, the youngest Amish boy in the household gets to sit outside all night and hand-crank the generator that runs the Christmas lights.

Pity.

 

[GL]

Yes they do, in fact. Since they don't have electricity, the youngest Amish boy in the household gets to sit outside all night and hand-crank the generator that runs the Christmas lights.

Pity.

Wouldn't it be easier to get one of the horses on a treadmill and dangle a carrot in front of him? At some point that little Amish boy is gonna get plenty tired.

 

[Crashdown]

Artificial Intelligence.

 

[GL]

Artificial Intelligence.

Are you talking about how your spinal column lights up in red when you're horny?

That would be "other."

 

[GL]

Bumpity-bump-bump.

 

[ladygrey]

I have a fake tree.

*tear*

 

[eddielee]

I put up three trees. A small retro aluminium tree from the 1960s, a fiber optic tree, and a douglas fir.

 

[GL]

^ OH! Are we talking about a shiney, aluminum Christmas tree?

I've always wanted one...

 

[ladygrey]

Eww........

so last decade.