Oh yeah...I should probably introduce myself

[Lefty]

Oh boy Justy

can't only be lusty

gotta be trusty

not to fusty

certainly not musty.

if you go busty

Oh boy Justy.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Buddy, if you feel you dove in a river you can't swim or you got
parts bared that you don't want bare anymore. it isn't like them
Sopranos, we are here for everybody to enjoy everything. You
want to quit....tell someone then stop responding.....we can be
pretty obtuse just not stupid. RELAX, I think you will do fine and
a couple of people are already watching for you...So suck 'em up
and practice smiles and belly laughs. You're on dude.

 

[gwailo]

Oh don't mistake my inquires for apprehensions.

Thanks for the welcome. I'm going to need as much support as I can get here in the next few weeks and months.

On a parallel note (I refrain from saying "serious note" because that would indicate insincerity in previous communication) ...I can't swim for shit. I paddle all kinds of the wrong doggie style in the rivers and streams and oceans (I don't do lakes).

 

[Lefty]

Justin,

Each of those people I named and some others are special people. Among
the crowd you have boys girls, unsures, too sures and on and on. Every
one has or has had a broken wing, foot, back, heart, ego or pride. Been
there buddy, it's a potpourri of people who tease, joke, swear, laugh,cry.

Hell, some of these losers even fornicate now and then....lol....seriously,
most of JUB is actually in that caring part. This group just 'knows a bit more
about one another.....you still have your privacy....they only know what you
say in your posts...or comments or the SECRET P/Ms. Okay? Any questions?

BTW......do you know about comments and how to use them? Answer req'd.
And whats wrong with lakes?

 

[gwailo]

Like social networking/blog comments or am I missing the nub?

And I almost drowned in a lake as a kid and the patrol boat guy laughed at me before he pulled me out of the water. I dont DO lakes /:

Childhood trauma ftw!

 

[Lefty]

Justy,

The lakes here are deep but made with dry water. Plus we got ex and current
CoastGuard, Navy Seals even Marines and Lifeguards here as members and so
someone might tease.....but only as a buddy does.

Comments are the little blue dialogue balloons at the bottom left on a post. If
you enter, a template pops up...follow directions. To read yours, if any...go to
settings, enter and on left side down near bottom under misc. "view forum
comment" enter...there you go. Also available by accessing Upper Right "Quick
Links"

Comments are more private than posts (DUH) and P/ms are private....
except that is from the Ivory Tower.....Nothing, not even your virginity is off-
limits to the JUB Ivory Tower.

They usually very good about the comment/PM thing. The Bottom part of the
forum has a help section and they are really good about taking care of that...
OK baby boy, the wolves are at the door and I'm leaving it open...??? p/m
Donnie or me 'til your feet are wet...now, strip and wade dude.i

 

[gwailo]

Thanks for taking me under your undoubtedly broken and mended wing. I know we've all been there.

We have great swells on my beaches. Surfing might be fun

 

[unloadonme]

Cripes!

OK, you can tryout for the oddballs. Read a few and get a feel for (in no special order...Don "Q", "eJ", Kyanimal, Kuli. Unloadonme, Shih Tzu, illgetbi, shepherd 2.....

Welcome to JUB gwailo from one of the oddballs.

 

[gwailo]

Cripes!



Welcome to JUB gwailo from one of the oddballs.

Thanks partner...uhhhh buddy. Sir? Will I get in trouble if I call you sir?

Bucephalus doesn't like it..

 

[unloadonme]

Thanks partner...uhhhh buddy. Sir? Will I get in trouble if I call you sir?

We don't even call the Mods Sir.

 

[Lefty]

Ulom,

Can you believe that little brat? I give him some of the best minutes of my week-end and he calls me names.

A horse....then a horse named ox-head!!! A Macedonian battle horse owned
by Alexander the Great. AS IF...... As if any man has ever ridden me in any of
my battles........bareback or not.

Well, he is young and barely out of the Oregon woods and he did trip up over
the 'sir' word. Do you think it was just youthful transgression and should be
overlooked and should I smite him like a Persian dog on the iter?

 

[TriBi]

We don't even call the Mods Sir.

Hmmm - yeah - sad that....

Seriously, don't worry abut the occasional oddball around here. Some people type before they think - some people smoke too much before they type (and I don't mean tobacco ).

You'll find the vast majority of the natives here are friendly - and they are even prepared to have a joke at the expense of the Mod team - who don't bite (unless they absolutely have to, LOL).

It's all good, just dive in and have fun - tho' it actually can be helpful to have a quick look at the CoC (link at bottom left of very post) just to make sure you know where you stand/what is OK etc.

JUB really is a community and a pretty cool place. I wouldn't have hung around here as long as I have if it weren't...

 

[gwailo]

Thanks guys.

Lefty I was expecting more than mere minutes. At any rate, those minutes were pleasurable. Need a cigarette, babe?

 

[Lefty]

Hey spooky dude.....269 minutes is as much as this old grey stud should

do without a smoke and Bloody Mary break......can you sit ok or shall I have

room service bring you an ice pack with your six pack?

 

[gwailo]

Hey spooky dude.....269 minutes is as much as this old grey stud should

do without a smoke and Bloody Mary break......can you sit ok or shall I have

room service bring you an ice pack with your six pack?

How embarassing for you! I was doing all the work on your silver fox hole. The bag of ice is for you. Don't you remember? Its ok. happens with age.

 

[Lefty]

Typical of your youth and naivete regarding value.

I told you before, that hole of yours is pure titanium

and so hot as to almost be radioactive.

 

[gwailo]

This hole of mine is not for filling. Sorry to burst your bubble. I am prepared to receive a whiteout Boy comment any day now in light of this revalation..it was nice knowing you if this to be true.

Btw your link doesnt work for me since I only web on my phone right now. Hope it wasn't important!

 

[EJMichaels]

Justin.......only "eJ" calls me Sir......

I don't recall that. . . Damn, I let you give me a nickname and you start taking liberties. Oh, wait a minute, I like that. . .

Anyway, hi, Justin, glad to see you around the forums. If you're trying to get into trouble, maybe I can help. . . Lefty's not really into it unless you want to be teased into submission.

eJ

 

[gwailo]

Thanks for the warm welcome!

 

[paustin]

I like the title that you created.. made me lol.. welcome!

 

[gwailo]

Thanks (p)austin!

For Narnia!