Oh yes. Another thread about shit.

[TickTockMan]

So I am playing my computer at the library when I need to go to the bathroom. I go to the stall I prefer to use. In the toilet is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. It was about 2 to 2 ½” wide and about 18” long. I tried to flush it but it would go, which surprised me considering the toilet can suck the shit out of most people. I told the library staff they need to send some one to “clean” the bathroom, but it was hard not to laugh.

I still don’t know if I should have felt embarrassed or not when telling them, but oddly I feel a since of pride for the man that passed it.


Anyways I just thought I would share.

 

[Rex]

That's nothing. At a cabaret hall I went to there was a piece of shit in the urinal. Not sure how it got there or how anyone could have the nerve to do that but it was there....

at work I often times have to plunge the toilet when someone floods it and the women's bathroom is usually far filthier than the mens. They're disgusting and it's usually because they flush their tampons down the toilet and it backs up. Nasty bitches.....

 

[TickTockMan]

Thanks for that.

Now i'm going to continue eating dinner.

Any time.


So what you eating?

 

[TickTockMan]

Well i was having pizza, but i think i'll just drink tea and get the vomit off the floor.

The thread title was your warning. You opened it anyways.

 

[TickTockMan]

I know - i just like to bitch and moan anyway.

Thats what the internet is for.






Well that and porn.

 

[Daximus]

When I was younger, partying with questionable people, they had a room mate that would only poop once like every 3 days. His shit was so huge that it would clog the toilet every single time. He'd put dish soap in there and stuff, trying to make it go down. The only thing that would work was for him was to break his log into pieces (with the toilet brush, YUCK!!) so the toilet would accept it. Everyone made fun of this guy cause they would say, "God damn!! If a turd that big comes out of your ass, HOW BIG IS THE DICK GOING IN THERE???"

I always felt bad for the guy cause I know he was straight and a health freak.

 

[onetwothreefour]

18" is nothing, my bowel movements often go deep into the S bend clear across the bowl breaking the surface of the water, then eventually break when there's no more space and continue. I would say I have 3 foot BMs on a fairly regular basis. They look formed and healthy, but it is something I'm going to mention to my doctor the next time I see him.

 

[tidimus]

This reminds me of a site I found a long time ago, back when I was trying to see if there truly was a site for just about anything.....there is by the way....

http://www.poopreport.com

 

[Jerry]

Way back in grade school, a kid got expelled for shitting in the urinal. The worst part is that he didn't even do it. I knew who did, but I was no narc.


Years later, a guy at my work go fired because he took a picture of his shit at home and brought it to work to show people. Someone complained, and they fired him. He was pretty much a freak anyway, but he had been working there probably over 10 years when he lost his job for that stupid stunt.




Shit happens I guess

 

[Jerry]

That guy was asking for it. I mean, showing pictures of your shit to people?
Unless you work in an extreme German scat porn studio, that spells out "insane".

I agree. I was actually glad he got fired. I think he earned it

 

[jizzeater]

So I am playing my computer at the library when I need to go to the bathroom. I go to the stall I prefer to use. In the toilet is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. It was about 2 to 2 ½” wide and about 18” long. I tried to flush it but it would go, which surprised me considering the toilet can suck the shit out of most people. I told the library staff they need to send some one to “clean” the bathroom, but it was hard not to laugh.

Did you hear someone fire up a chainsaw in there later?

 

[TickTockMan]

Unfortunately without proper documentation we can't believe you.
Please get pics the next time.

If I would have had my camera I would have took some tasteful shots.

Did you hear someone fire up a chainsaw in there later?

It was either a chainsaw or someone else going to the bathroom.

 

[tommyj]

How about diarreha in the restroom sink! I saw that one morning! It wasn't human!