Hey WEnChy! How would you rate yourselves in bed?
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Well, I'm the best I've never had.
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I guess that's because I've only had me. Myself didn't like that because he was playing hard to get. I actually married me despite the secret wishes of myself.
There was no spark in bed because I always wondered what could've been with myself, though I should've been happy with me. Me had always been there, but I always wondered about what could have been with myself.
I divorced me and started seeing myself, but then we got in a threesome and it got complicated. There was wild sex with me and myself.
I don't have aids, I checked. I then married myself, that way if I cheat on Myself, I can make sure Me never cheats on Myself again. I kicked Myself in the balls for looking at that fine man, when I was standing beside me. I hate Myself. I wanna divorce I so there will only be Me. I can't depend on myself anymore. I can only trust Me. I hope My ex husband sees this so Me and I can reconcile what once was us.
Being without me gave myself an identity crisis, I even went into fugue.
I am nobody.
Nobody is everybody.
Everybody is somebody.
Every woman is somebody.
Therefore I'm Every Woman:
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... and maybe even a maaaaAAAaaaAAAn.
Thanks for helping me sort that out.
Speaking of Me, Myself, and Eye, what's up with mah cover IGB?!?!?
Here's a question... what do you hate the most?