Ohhh, what the hell...here's another one...

[rareboy]

I'm too lazy to go back and look.

What do you do to make a living? One assumes that you are either totally unemployed and at leisure, someone who works for themselves and can goof off every few minutes (...like moi...) between meetings and correspondence and research and writing reports or a student who is procrastinating instead of studying or completing essays.

All options are intriguing.

 

[soulseeker]

How old are u? ^^ 28?

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

How old are u? ^^ 28?

I think he's 21, clearly we need to have a class ice breaker session.

 

[soulseeker]

Wow!!!!!!!! So date-able!!!!!!!!!!!! What about u, Maho?

 

[soulseeker]

How old are you? ^^

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Is Courtney fun at parties? She sure sounds like she is!

I gotta look into this celeb thread...

You bet
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TL-tmO577I[/ame]
That shit went downhill after middle school something fierce though.

 

[soulseeker]

25? ;P

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

According to this:
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=298376
This places him at no older than 21, I'd say more... but I don't want to give something away he wouldn't want me giving. I only post this because it was public domain.
Then again... he could be lying.
You need to index your Trashy Tomes for better seeking... soulseeker. Perhaps Xandir should aid you on proper questing technique.

 

[Willie Boy]

No, here's what you do.

Skip the coffee. Go in for the interview.

Halfway through, roll your eyes upwards and collapse on the floor.

As long as you did good enough on the first half of the interview, they'll automatically hire you as to not seem discriminatory towards narcoleptics.

Added bonus? Because you'll need to keep the cover, you get to decide the best moments to freak out your new coworkers with an unexpected 'blackout' now and then.

What is it, pick on epileptics day?

Narcolepsy is quite a bit different.

 

[Gussss]

I've broken plenty of laws in my lifetime, so technically, I'm a criminal already.

What laws have you broken?

 

[Gussss]

Aside from everyday types (speeding, jaywalking, etc.), very few actually, and they've all been on the mild end of the spectrum.

But cautiousness wins out since we is on forum, so I'm not going to go into the details of any of them.

I promise they're not that exciting, anyway.

That doesn't sound right, does that have some special meaning?

 

[rareboy]

What is it, pick on epileptics day?

Narcolepsy is quite a bit different.

I guess some people don't get jokes.

coffee = awake

no coffee=narcolepsy

get it now?

 

[Willie Boy]

I guess some people don't get jokes.

coffee = awake

no coffee=narcolepsy

get it now?

A lack of coffee does not equal narcolepsy. I know people who have suffered from narcolepsy for quite a while. Coffee does not cure them. Its bad enough most people don't understand it (or epilepsy), but to make fun of it is just idiotic, and the mark of an asshole. Get it now? Or is it still too complex for your intelligence level?

 

[BostonPirate]

would you consider coming to my home, getting naked and rolling around on the floor naked while I video you to post on a site and make shameless ammounts of cash off of it?

 

[BostonPirate]

Which site makes that possible??

I mean, I'm confident my performance would be worthy of such high numbers, but clearly it's not youtube you're planning on posting to.

So which site?

you are so sexy you need your own site. then you can just change by the minute

 

[soulseeker]

I'll pay $100 to see your sex tape

 

[soulseeker]

Do you need a tongue bath after that?

 

[rareboy]

A lack of coffee does not equal narcolepsy. I know people who have suffered from narcolepsy for quite a while. Coffee does not cure them. Its bad enough most people don't understand it (or epilepsy), but to make fun of it is just idiotic, and the mark of an asshole. Get it now? Or is it still too complex for your intelligence level?

D'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did you equate it to epilepsy?

We all get it. Coffee doesn't cure narcolepsy. Jesus. Mary.

Face it. You didn't get the original joke. Flew right over your head without parting your hair.

Too subtle for you, I guess.

 

[soulseeker]

You are so yummy. I may just eat you. Do you mind?

 

[Gussss]

People in this thread keep commenting on how you look.

Where is a picture of you?