Ohhh, what the hell...here's another one...

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Part of my childhood was spent on a commune.

Was it a sexy commune?

I believe there is a maestro around here somewhere...but it ain't me!

A maestro?

I pissed off some buggers in my celebrity thread.

Was it because you would bugger WITH them? A-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug-gug... gug
You should try typing gug's with dashes. It's really fun.

No, there is not a single person on here that I do not enjoy.

I knew it! I knew you were a good person. Dammit, our love can never be.
Do you consider yourself a pacifist?

My fellow top 2%'ers.

Two percent of WHAT?

The celebrity thread. It actually takes up more time than 'Keen Eyes.'

Which celebrity thread? The one about who's gay/bi/str8?
Which leads to another question:
When will you unleash your penile wrath upon the ungrateful masses for forsaking you?

You seem too...advanced, to be an American.

So I guess my follow-up question is...were you born here?

Heh, flattery will get you now where. What is it? Is my English bad or something?
I'm so advanced actually, I am the ultimate life form.

And I am copyrighted by Chantrelle.

How big is my cock?

Answer: Big. Quite big.

I told you questions you CAN answer.
Words cannot summarize the magnitude of your phallic member! I say "phallic" because your penis, in it's magnitude, defies the biological organ classification of a "penis".
How does it feel to have a penis beyond verbal summation?

Because I'm making an entire music video for you, silly.

If I "make" a "video" for you, will that expedite your glory?
You seem like a Beatles fan from my stalking of you.
Here's my cover of the Beatles classic:
Gay Boob
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXeCt2weOw[/ame]
Wasn't that covered by somebody talented recently?

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Orange County.

You admitted that here on a thread?!?! That must be a decoy to throw off the scent from your stalkers:

I WILL hunt you down.
Jk, don't have me restrained again.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Aren't I always?

*Gasp* answering a base present tense "question" with a participial tag question?
The infallible Eye'll Get B'Eye has... fallib'd.
Now I have nothing to believe in but Jesus, who knew it would come to this. What disappointment...
JK
To quote my crackwhore idol
"I will always [STRIKE]love[/STRIKE] unhealthily worship you"

 

[soulseeker]

Want to shag?

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Want to shag?

Good thinking.
Maybe his reality [STRIKE]defying[/STRIKE] defining penis will penetrate your womb so deeply it will purge you of your mistake fetus.
Great ingenuity you're showing with your SOAN 666 homework.
You get a V for Viewtiful.
We're still working on Platinum games to distribute our curve.

 

[LilBit]

I can haz blowjob? :~D

 

[Willie Boy]

egglifter at your service.

? Will you change back to the green eye? I liked it better.

In a place commonly called Earth this is known as a spatula. Where did you get the name egg lifter?

 

[fetaby]

In a place commonly called Earth this is known as a spatula. Where did you get the name egg lifter?

can i spank ya with an egg lifter or my bare hand? What do you prefer

I know you're busy, but please try to keep up.

 

[braex27]

What movie is that picture in the middle of your eyeball avatar from?!

 

[Willie Boy]

I know you're busy, but please try to keep up.

I know where you came across the name, my question was actually for the original poster of it, but I wanted to have the pic you posted in as well.

 

[rareboy]

What do you think your best physical feature is?

Do you laugh out loud at least once each day?

What were the names of your pets when you were growing up?

 

[Willie Boy]

What is the largest thing you've had up your ass.

 

[rareboy]

How many times have you posted in 'Show Yourself Off' under a nom de coq?

When did you last go to bed?

 

[rareboy]

The google machine seems to be failing me...what's a nom de coq?

There is nom de plume, nom de guerre and for those looking for a phallic alias, nom de coq....after the famed dish coq au vin.

 

[rareboy]

Oh. And 1.5 hours is not enough. You need yoga or a massage or bedtime stories read to you or something.

Maybe eat a whole turkey.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

I think somebody asked this for body, but what is your favorite personal attribute of yourself? That was a grammatical train-wreck, hope you understood.
Are you this popular in real life? Or do you keep a small crowd of only 10,000 loyally devoted followers so you can keeps it intimate?
Where do you find the time for all this?
What's your least favorite personality attribute (of your own)? Would you change it?
Are you REALLY as pacifist as you'd like to be? I sense a dark side.... it smells like anarchist's cooking.
What's another random blurb YOU'd like to make about yourself?

 

[Swellegant]

When you were five years old, what did you want to be when you grew up? What about that career do you think appealed to your five-year-old self? Would you enter that career now, if given the opportunity?

 

[soulseeker]

Can I see your dick?

 

[jasoncrew03]

Turtles or cookies?

 

[LilBit]

Where's my alimony check?