Ohhh, what the hell...here's another one...

[BostonPirate]

Do you have dime, nickel or quarter sized nipples?

 

[Willie Boy]

I have recently been declared to be God, will you worship me?

 

[quasar]

... Of course not. ...

What!!! Doest mine eyes deceive me? You're refusing an opportunity to get on your knees???

 

[Jayden]

Do u shave your ass?

 

[Jayden]

What do you like best at JUB?

 

[Gussss]

Have you ever met Mike Doyle?

The actor or the congressman?

The actor.

 

[BostonPirate]

If you could, who would you meet from here IRL?

 

[soulseeker]

What do you like best?

 

[quasar]

Blueberry or choc chip muffins?

 

[soulseeker]

How does it feel to be the most coveted creature of lustful carnal desire?

 

[Willie Boy]

Nickel sized.



Of course not.

Well, maybe if you prove it. Send a lightning bolt my way!

Smite him Willie!!!

I hereby Smite illgetbi with my 12" hard as iron scepter!

From this day forward ye shall bow down before me and TREMBLE.

 

[LilBit]

Why is Ram such a filthy bitch?

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Smite him Willie!!!

This was really funny for some reason. Thank you for this tasty morsel of comedic goodness.
By the way, IGB, another question...
Can you guess the next place I'm puttin five stars?

 

[BostonPirate]

DO you give good head?

 

[SilverSurfer]

Is your boyfriend bisexual as well?

Sorry if this is a repeat. I just got home from work and I'm too lazy to back through 5 pages of questions.

 

[soulseeker]

What position do you like best?

 

[bulge]

Why is cock hanging within easy hand reach not only of yourself, but also of all your bros?

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Next time I ask you a question like those, I'm gonna save the answer. I don't feel crawling back through pages to reread. Not even with control f; life has made me weary.
So you dirty, arrogant, shower hating, fear mongering, asshole (jk, jk I just took everything bad you said you're not from that post) lol...
What type of questions do YOU like? Casual? Sex? Thoughtful? Personal?
Here's one of each:
If your eyes could be any color... yadda yadda?
Which do you lean towards, if any leanings at all, girls or boys?
What is the sound of one disembodied eyeball clapping?
[STRIKE]What is your ideal mate like?[/STRIKE]
Nvm, Fuzzy McLuckiest Guy Ever may be on the boards, so scratch that. Or rather, strike that.
Hmmm... What is/are your biggest insecurity/ies, if any?


In response to your last response to my last response to your last response...
I'm glad we had that little talk, or I had that little listen. Very enlightening but familiar at the same time...
I agree with/like a deal of what you said.
Is there anything people can do to make you truly mad? Be honest... I'm watching you (Said the hands-covering-face avatar to the eyeball avatar).
Has that ever happened?
If too personal treat this as a yes or no question, you don't have to say "I would not share my secret fetishes (ex)": Is there anything personal about your life (barring sensitive data such as # and address and what-not) you would not share with even your closest friends on JUB?
Or just skip that question.

Finally...

What are the words you would most like to hear/read?

Feel free to treat these questions as jokes, though I'd love to hear real ones as well. I'm not trying to be your therapist or anything... You can't afford me.

Or my fabulosity.

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

What position do you like best?

On your knees. Praying to our Slovenly father for forgiveness of your distraction.
40 years of wandering the Isle Ghett B'Eye for you!

 

[Willie Boy]

Do you remember when we met?