Ok yes, my crush poops!

[tonyboy]

After a night of drinking I told my crush he could stay over at my place so he wouldn't have to take the subway late and so drunk. I didn't have the guts to tell him I could share my bed and unfortunately he slept on the couch, but that's another story.

Well, after having Kashi cereal for breakfast he had to go to the bathroom and he was there for a while so I had a suspicion of what he was doing, pooping Well, after he was done, I had to go too, and to my horror he left creamy shit stains on the bottom of the toilet bowl that didn't flush away!

But at the same time, it was his shit and he's so cute! And I couldn't believe I was doing my business on the same spot my crush just did a few minutes ago, and my ass cheeks on the same spot my crush's beautiful ass cheeks were too!

Just scrub it away man. Usually a 'proper' guest would clean it up himself, but man, you poop too..... don't see the big deal.
As D-Base said (and very eloquently too), you've got to figure any human poops.... and if he is someone you care for what's the big deal. Now, if he was just a pickup could be a different matter.... you know how it is when dating. You're always supposed to be perfect. Shit stains in the toilet would make a bad first impression. But for a b/f???? Well man, get used to it.

 

[confusedboy23]

I hope you took a photo of the stain......

 

[tx_doc]

God, I love that movie. Its classic, but Hugo Weaving is an Ugly woman.

you can definitely say that again.
A cock in a frock on a rock. I may have to watch that this afternoon.

 

[Andreus]

 

[wanky_window]

....creamy

 

[seven_sins]

The best thing about this thread is seeing PreTTy PeTe's hot avatar.

 

[Nonimus]

For the record - Elvin doesn't Poop - he's like the Queen.