Old Wives' Remedies, For The Eldergays.

[Cormac135]

Can you think of any old wives' remedies, and do they actually work ?

This is a new on on me, never heard of Milk Toast.

Can you think of any ?

 

[Alistair]

Can you think of any old wives' remedies, and do they actually work ?

This is a new on on me, never heard of Milk Toast.

Can you think of any ?

What's it supposed to cure or prevent? I'm too lazy to look it up

 

[medic1]

My gran always swore by a nice defined young rent boy.

Or was it at them.........


Edit: My old hospital used to have milk toast on the menu cards for the geriatric wards.

 

[medic1]

Or how about a Pacemaker?

 

[Kahaih]

What's it supposed to cure or prevent? I'm too lazy to look it up

Starvation.

It’s a bit of nourishment for those without teeth.

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It’s not far off the creamed peas on toast that I used to love when I was a kid.

Some people like creamed peas and new potatoes on toast in the early summer when the gardens are just coming on.

 

[Benvolio]

When I was sick as a kid my mom would serve me milk toast, but it was just buttered toast broken up into chunks and placed in milk with sugar and cinnamon. Great comfort food when nothing sounds good.

 

[Willie Boy]

New potatoes? As opposed to old ones?

 

[peeonme]

Why, chicken soup... it cures everything!

 

[Willie Boy]

No, that's chicken poop. Wait, that's a cure for unwanted "guests". Set that on the table in front of them and they're gone quick. And yes it does work.

 

[Vannie]

for those without teeth.


It’s not far off the creamed peas on toast

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[FPNY]

there is nothing a big cock up your ass won't cure...that's what my mom used to tell me..

 

[peeonme]

there is nothing a big cock up your ass won't cure...that's what my mom used to tell me..

That goes with "take your medicine like a big boy"

 

[peeonme]

Sore throat? Gargle with salt water.

 

[LeicsDom]

When I was sick as a kid my mom would serve me milk toast, but it was just buttered toast broken up into chunks and placed in milk with sugar and cinnamon. Great comfort food when nothing sounds good.

We had what we called French Toast. Bread dipped in beaten egg and fried

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there is nothing a big cock up your ass won't cure...that's what my mom used to tell me..

That's funny cos that is what my Dad used to say as well

 

[Kahaih]

Popsicle sticks and rubber bands.

 

[zergling]

Burn the witch!

 

[Kahaih]

A catalytic converter and two cups of goose fat.

 

[peeonme]

Popsicle sticks and rubber bands.

It worked before Viagra came along...

 

[gsdx]

Mustard plaster. I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.