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Stranger: are you a faggot
You: Are you a faggot.
Stranger: are you?
You: I asked you second.
Stranger: I asked you first.
You: Second obviously beats first.
Stranger: it doesn't.
Stranger: clearly.
You: Yes it does. Clearly.
You: 2-1=1.
You: Pwned

Stranger: I oppose your belief that second bests firsts.
You: yup.
Stranger: 2nd - 1st = 1st
Stranger: clearly I am the winner
You: You take the one away from the two.
You: And you are left over with the one.
You: So that means second wins.
Stranger: indeed, I subtract myself from you to get myself back
Stranger: I believe that means we aren't to be together
Stranger: D:
You: I guess so *cuts*

Stranger: das so sad
Stranger: you a hakr?
You: Yes.
You: All your hax belongs to us.
Stranger: u n0 dem l33t 0days
Stranger: I gots dem
Stranger: in my schpants
You: O RLY?
Stranger: fuc ya
Stranger: u n0 ab0t dis hakn shit??
Stranger: you irc?
You: A little.
You: Used to.
Stranger: werd 2 dat
Stranger: you know h0no an zf0?
You: no
Stranger: o
Stranger: I guess u failin den
Stranger: what OS you joose?
You: Mac OSX 10.5.6
Stranger: o.
You: Windows is shit.
Stranger: ya
Stranger: so is osx dood
You: You use OSX?
Stranger: no
Stranger: arch linux
You: Oh cool. I donno how to use linux.
Stranger: it isn't hard to use
Stranger: like osx almost
You: Really. Well cool.
Stranger: except most linux joosers don't use the eye candy
You: I happy with OSX.
You: And using VMWare to use WIndows if I need to.
Stranger: o
Stranger: try linux sometime pls
Stranger: I will halp you
Stranger: what kind of mac do you has
You: Mac Book Pro.
Stranger: pr0
You: Previous model.
You: Not the new one.
Stranger: damn u l33t already
You: Yeah I know.
Stranger: u a carder?
You: Carder?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: you should irc
You: I haven't done it in years.
Stranger: is very fun
Stranger: where are you from
You: Atlanta.
You: What about you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you're like seven hours from me
Stranger: drive
Stranger: SW florida
You: Wow.
You: I used to go to florida alot.
Stranger: it sucks
You: Why?
Stranger: nothing to do
Stranger: except go to miami or tampa
Stranger: where you get robbed
You: Ouch.
You: Sorry about that.
You: Some parts of Atlanta are bad too.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: I have a friend that used to get smack in atlanta
You: Really?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: he died
Stranger: was from west of atlanta
You: Sorry man.
You: I'm not in West Atlanta.
Stranger: na
You: But I know that parts of downtown are dangerous.
Stranger: he was from west of atlanta
You: oh.
Stranger: I forget the name of the town
You: Tucker?
Stranger: possibly
Stranger: name was evan
Stranger: good guy
You: How old was he?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: I think
Stranger: or 20
You: Wow. That's young.
You: He was in college?
Stranger: na
You: High school?
Stranger: it was a heroin/benzo overdose
Stranger: he wasn't in school
You: Ouch..
You: Some people overdo it I guess.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: I used to be on that shit but I quit
You: Well anyways. I'm gonna go. It's kinda late.
You: It was nice talking to you.
Stranger: aight
You: Oh and by the way. I am a faggot.
You:

Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: xD
Stranger: I knew it
Stranger: wait
You: See. We aren't that bad.
You: ?
Stranger:
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2432/sany0018z.jpg
Stranger: das me
Stranger: I am faggot
Stranger: mohawk was fucked up because of nap ;s
You: Ha..interesting.
You: Bandana is kinda cool.
You: Not every gay identifies themselves as a faggot though.
Stranger: has a hammer and sickle spray painted on it
You: Is that how it works in florida?
Stranger: how what works
Stranger: there is only one gay club in my town
Stranger: and it is 21+
Stranger: I am 19
You: I mean.
You: Most gay men don't say, "i'm a faggot what about you"
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: it depends
You: Most use the term gay. But do you guys in florida use that term alot?
You: Depends on?
Stranger: na
Stranger: they say gay
You: then why did you say faggot?
Stranger: I personally think faggot has a nice ring to it
You: Interesting.
Stranger: I am bi actually
Stranger: so terminology doesn't bother me I guess
You: Oh. Never heard a bi guy call themeselves a faggot.
You: Interesting.
Stranger: well I just like people
Stranger: sex isn't determinate of my feelings
Stranger: if I like someone I like them
Stranger: doesn't matter
You: Interesting perspective.
You: But still.
You: Just ain't attracted to women.
Stranger: I imagine
Stranger: do you mind if I ask why?
Stranger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AWv0G41Buw
Stranger: loveshark drives me crazy
You: Why what?
Stranger: why don't you like women
Stranger: or what do you like about men
You: Women don't turn me on. I've been hugged by beautiful women before.
You: And ben around them.
You: I just like the scent of men.
You: The look of men.
You: And the attitude that some men have. Attitude isn't always a bad thing. I've just always felt more comfortable around guys.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I like the smoothness of female bodies
Stranger: so jubulous
You: I don't like the smooth.
You: Not even on guys.
You: I like the fur and the male bodies.
Stranger: ah
You: And the hair.
Stranger: I don't really
Stranger: hair is gross imo
You: I like it.
You: Don't have it but I like it.
Stranger: I don't mind others having it
Stranger: but I shave
You: So do I.
Stranger: my legs are smoof

You: I don't have my legs.
Stranger: why not
You: I leave em the way they are. Just shave my face.
You: shave*
You: Cause It sounds like a pain.
Stranger: I can't grow facial hair
Stranger: D:
You: I've started to.
Stranger: I would get a dali moustache if I could
You: lol
Stranger: dali is awesome
Stranger: xD
Stranger: there is a dali museum in SW florida
Stranger: never been there though
You: I never knew that.
You: I know we have the high muesum in Atlanta.
Stranger: what is that
You: Just a meusm with all types of stuff. Mostly greek, roman, and egyptian stuff.
You: They added a new china empiral exhibit.
You: It's free to get in I think.
Stranger:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HtqT45eUy...M/4ZuKXM487So/s400/the_average_bureaucrat.jpg
Stranger: that is my favorite dali painting
Stranger: his photos are astouding
You: Wow. Interesting photo.
You: Anyways. It really was nice talking to you. I never expected to have a good chat with a random stranger on this site.
Stranger: haha
You: I really gotta get some sleep though. I've been staying up too late too often.
Stranger: you can irc or add me on aim if you'd like ;d
Stranger: get some sleep
You: Okay.
You: Talk to you later