OMG what a shame... I want to kill myself for this.

[Hot Hector]

Holy crap. I just had one the worst/most embarassing nights ever in my life.

So I'm making out with this guy, we are boyfriends now and we've met for a few times, although we didn't have sex just yet (just about a week together). He is really into me and vice versa.

So today we had a date, we'd go to watch a movie.

The afternoon before the date, I was really horny and decided to shoot a load (it would help my cock behave near him later during the date). So I masturbate and cum all over my chest and belly. I used some paper to quickly clear it all... right...

And there I go to the date. Inside the teather, about halfway the movie, he rubbed his hand around my belly and there was a really small, but noticeable amount of cum stuck in my 'happytrail' (that small patch of hair in the middle of belly).

He noticed it and said it. And I was FUCKING ASHAMED and I simply couldn't react. He acted naturally and said it was fine, but shit, he must be thinking I'm dirty as hell and that I don't clean myself well... I mean it never happens, why did it have to happen with him... sigh... I was SO embarassed that I asked him to leave during the movie and I came home crying like a baby.

Help please. I can barely look into his eyes again after this, I'm very ashamed, such a total loser I am. :

He seems supportive but how will I handle this shit? I HATE MYSELF NOW!

 

[TX-Beau]

LOL, Ok that's funny.

I think it's far more embarrassing that you asked him to leave so you could go home and cry.

 

[Seasoned]

Call him and aplogize for over reacting. We are all human, so lighten up. It's cool to laugh at ourselves. The only mistake you made was not jumping in the shower before your date. Take him back to the movie and out to dinner. Believe me it's stuff like this that helps bonding. Glad you came here to get it off your chest, so to speak.

 

[Fashionista]

Lighten up! Not a big deal. I know a lot of guys that would find that kind of hot.

 

[StlKj]

Calm down. You have indeed overreacted. Now you need to go into salvage mode and make sure this does not make him think you're a drama queen. It was a little bit of cum--do you honestly think he doesn't jerk off? For all you know, it might have turned him on a little.

Really, darlin', you need to develop a better sense of humor about such things. If anything of the sort ever happens again, just smile a mischievous smile and say, "Oops."

 

[hotatlboi]

LOL, Ok that's funny.

I think it's far more embarrassing that you asked him to leave so you could go home and cry.

lol, yeah. You turned an embarrassing situation into a total disaster.

Just laugh it off or something if that kind of thing happens.

 

[Danncer128]

You wayyyyyyy over-reacted. What's the point of life if you can't laugh at things

 

[treanir]

I'm sorry, I can't resist...
Have you ever seen There's Something About Mary? Go watch it together.

That said, I agree with all above: there's nothing to be ashamed about. He already said it was fine. Go give him a ring.

 

[danniflava]

OMG.

I say you call him and tell him that you're an idiot and you don't want him to think you don't clean yourself. Then I'd bring him a Boston cream donut to make the accident more light-hearted.

Jesus, be more careful next time! So embarrassing. I have to go tell my sexy friends about this.... They'l PISS! Loveumuch!

 

[talbot57]

Call him soon, sounds like you both like each other. You'll have forgotten all about it the moment you are back together again, and once you tell him what happened, I'm sure you'll both have a good laugh about it.

 

[Telstra]

LOL, Ok that's funny.

I think it's far more embarrassing that you asked him to leave so you could go home and cry.

yes ....... it is far more embarrassing to be embarressed by cum on belly.

 

[LoveIsNow]

That sounds cute as hell. He probably thought so, too. You should apologize for freaking, though.

 

[trawler69]

What fun. You could have had a good laugh together over this. You deffo over reacted but it seems like he is cool with that anyway. Just apologise for being an arse and have a giggle over it with him.

 

[Telstra]

Hector, you should have a good laugh at this.
Nothing to be a shame or embarrass of.

 

[M4P]

Call him and tell him you're sorry for asking him to leave. I'd just tell him the truth - you were horny and wanted to ensure your cock behaved in his presence. And, tell him you were thinking of him when you busted a nut prior to the date

Psst: Next time shower before your date so you're fresh all over

 

[innocentbychoice]

Lol, not a big deal but next time make sure you clean yourself well.

Tell him you're really embarassed and that you're sorry. .

 

[Hot Hector]

Thanks guys.

lol, sorry about the emo post, but I was really worried the night it happened. I'm feel better about it now.

And actually, I did have a shower around 2 hours before the date.

My mistake was to decide to jerk off after the shower, because I was way ahead of time so I decided to take about 10 minutes to 'get off and keep my cock down' later during the date. I cleaned with paper as I usually do but a small amount remained, which sucked... hehe.

I talked to him again and he is fine about it.

I'm still a bit pissed for letting it happen, but I'll take it as a lesson I guess...

 

[Rimmer]

Ha! This is funny! Sounds like something I'd do.

Don't sweat the small (and sticky) stuff.

 

[garion]

Glad it all worked out!