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[chrisw87]

I hate shift work.

Currently pulling an all nighter because I would usually be sleeping at 4am (currently 0630). Next shift is a morning so I'll be awake most of today to get back into that rhythm.

The result though is trawling through random shite on the internet. Stumbled accross something that I won't forget for a while on youtube;

Big guy (SBBM?) probably the desire of feeders if that is the correct term. Showing off on youtube of himself consuming over 10 burgers in one sitting (stated as 7000 calories in one meal). Positive comments from admirers.

... 7000 calories...


... 7000


That is almost friggin 3 times my basal metabolic rate and I am 6'2 and 225ish

Surprisingly the dude has potential, actually has a nice face/facial aesthetics.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiPk4LYozJA[/ame]

 

[palbert]

The dude is as good as dead already.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

I hate shift work.

Currently pulling an all nighter because I would usually be sleeping at 4am (currently 0630). Next shift is a morning so I'll be awake most of today to get back into that rhythm.

The result though is trawling through random shite on the internet. Stumbled accross something that I won't forget for a while on youtube;

Big guy (SBBM?) probably the desire of feeders if that is the correct term. Showing off on youtube of himself consuming over 10 burgers in one sitting (stated as 7000 calories in one meal). Positive comments from admirers.

... 7000 calories...


... 7000


That is almost friggin 3 times my basal metabolic rate and I am 6'2 and 225ish

Surprisingly the dude has potential, actually has a nice face/facial aesthetics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiPk4LYozJA

is say thankyou fa sharinin ya stumbled?

why no let dude he potentials or let HIM a know ya care ans concern his a welfare?

or sumthang

 

[pat grimshaw]

… the dude has potential, actually has a nice face/facial aesthetics. …

yes he does but when he loses all that revolting subcutaneous fat his body will look like this man's face

 

[frankfrank]

A comment on the SHIFT WORK part of your post, rather than the obesity part.

I've always wondered why there are so many places which put people on shift work, when it's been proven time and again that it is HAVOC on a person's body and health.

I remember my first job after college, which I had for four months before getting fired, then I ended up working in a factory for a few weeks. My fulltime "career" job came up during those few weeks. If it hadn't come up, I was a mere ONE day away from being forced to do my first-time-ever "Third Shift" work in the factory, which I wasn't looking forward to.

The "career" job lasted for exactly eight years, eight days, plus eight hours (which I love to say, because it's entirely true!), and I bailed from it on my own so that I could do my own thing.

 

[chrisw87]

I absolutely agree frank, although it is a slight overstatement on my behalf. I have worked true shift work in the past as an officer (12+ hrs shifts 6-6).

However this current job by law isn't shift work (operates between 0500-2330 or so. Split between morning and night shifts. With a 45 minute commute outside of normal hours and a 30 minute wakeup and prep time I classify it as shift work in my own mind.

I usually handle shift work fantastically, but yes I have seen it destroy peoples bodies and minds. Recently though I have been suffering quite bad insomnia (some stuff on my mind) so I have to be creative with my sleep routine, albeit at a slight deficit to my health (will be awake for 24 hours, woke at 1300 yesterday, will sleep at 1300 today.

 

[pat grimshaw]

…I've always wondered why there are so many places which put people on shift work…

Because the wheels of industry stop for no man. Unpleasant jobs are for desperate people like students and migrants.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ Yes you're right. That expression I used is an old one—
"The wheels of industry stop for no man"

Almost all of the manufacturing industry in my country has been sold off to the Chinese but our service industry is increasing.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Because the wheels of industry stop for no man. Unpleasant jobs are for desperate people like students and migrants.

maybe folk happy giv up cause humans so think lots

like men folk wot females no like or worn out figa turn ta butt fuckin fa house care

or sheep wot jump of cliff cause it mor fun then lamp chop

or lot reasons make handy gift fa folks like chessy house partys or somethang fa pop singas write songs about or advertise etc so on

keep world popcron folk happy ans not worry die quick possible

or not

thankyou

 

[chrisw87]

maybe folk happy giv up cause humans so think lots

like men folk wot females no like or worn out figa turn ta butt fuckin fa house care

or sheep wot jump of cliff cause it mor fun then lamp chop

or lot reasons make handy gift fa folks like chessy house partys or somethang fa pop singas write songs about or advertise etc so on

keep world popcron folk happy ans not worry die quick possible

or not

thankyou

Did someone say lamb chops! where!? *hungry*

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Did someone say lamb chops! where!? *hungry*

it was refer ta familys ans folk wot cut up like butcher shop by worlds great folk

ans many way wot is normal is me hear still a world ova

ans now on wot invent tv fa folk watch comfy likes

any way if ya see caged tiger upset no pat it ans say nice kitty

there go

 

[chrisw87]

Both disgusted by burgers and craving burgers at the same time now. FML.

Gunnuh gemmie some of dat IBS in a sesame seed bun booyyyy. Gittr dun.

Edit: speaking of which... eating that much friggin greasy meat and bread, he must be forcing out the equivalent of Chuck Norris' fist from his anus every BM. Telstra would probably not approve.