once again cats ruin everything

[fabulouslyghetto]

so #Nipfest2022 was trending on twatter so naturally I immediately head to the fridge for some whip cream to cover the delectable lil chocolate chips that are my nips thinking it's party time. No. It's some cat shit. Something about damn cats. Nary a nipple in sight. And mine are super sensitive so I don't even know how to break it to em that it ain't that kinda party.

 

[Peloso]

did you say cats?????

You have dogs. Surely there must be some peanut butter in the house . . .

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You have dogs. Surely there must be some peanut butter in the house . . .

Of course, dogs are just humans with more fur I love my little girls. but the peanut butter is moot if there's no one here to lick it off my chest and i haven't seen papi in like a day and a half so i'm stuck here by myself crying and covered in whip cream and peanut butter feeling goofy as all hell. being a queen isn't all glitz and glamour, you know.

 

[Peloso]

Of course, dogs are just humans with more fur I love my little girls. but the peanut butter is moot if there's no one here to lick it off my chest and i haven't seen papi in like a day and a half so i'm stuck here by myself crying and covered in whip cream and peanut butter feeling goofy as all hell. being a queen isn't all glitz and glamour, you know.

Do I have to spell this out for you???

Smear the peanut butter up your ass and tell the dog you lost a contact lens.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Do I have to spell this out for you???

Smear the peanut butter up your ass and tell the dog you lost a contact lens.

 

[Kulindahr]

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Just because they're called 'pussy'...