One day sale Karen Walker is giving blowjobs for $2.50

[fabulouslyghetto]

I usually charge $4 line forms to the right, no cutting MUST HAVE EXACT CHANGE! #letsgo #hashtag #sexyhashtag

 

[jbrown329]

Zip! .........................................

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Zip! .........................................

 

[jbrown329]

Do you take pennies? And do I have to roll them first?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Do you take pennies? And do I have to roll them first?

No and yes. If the answer confuses you it's because I'm high off something I found underneath my bathroom sink. You could kinda just drop them on my head as I do my work I don't really give half a fuck.

 

[MrRochesterNY]

One day sale? I've got $10 to spend but I can't cum four times in one day. Can I take a rain check, sweet Karen?

 

[unloadonme]

How many blow jobs are you giving for the $2.50?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

One day sale? I've got $10 to spend but I can't cum four times in one day. Can I take a rain check, sweet Karen?

Ugh, ok lemme print one out. *mumbles under breath* Here ya go.

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How many blow jobs are you giving for the $2.50?

Just one, damn greedy. Shit.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Dope sick, are we?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What could cost $2.50 that you need so desperately, Karen?

Hey Harkey the Sluttbag how ya been gurl? I see Father Time he been kickin your ass up and down Skid Row you not lookin to good sis what's with all that facial hair? You off the 'mones? You know I got a guy that can get you some estrogen pills for cheap. You are gonna have to let him plow your cornhole though that's the only payment he accepts.

Oh to answer your question Mr Nosey a bitch is tryna get a 10-piece meal from KFC and some smokes for latuh.

 

[rareboy]

I got fifty Canadian Dollars.

That would be about $2.50 yankee dollah?

Be right down.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I got fifty Canadian Dollars.

That would be about $2.50 yankee dollah?

Be right down.

Damn that's gone be extra if a bitch gotta go to da currency exchange and shit. See yall makin me do too much work.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ KFC, is that where you take off your top and walk around screaming barechested in the street for a few hours?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ KFC, is that where you take off your top and walk around screaming barechested in the street for a few hours?

I only did that one time and it's cuz somebody sold me a bad batch of some coke. Damn yall don't be forgettin shit huh?

 

[jbrown329]

No and yes. If the answer confuses you it's because I'm high off something I found underneath my bathroom sink. You could kinda just drop them on my head as I do my work I don't really give half a fuck.

You back to snorting Comet again? You need to quit watching so much Cheech and Chong.

 

[GreyUnderscore]

 

[Vannie]

Do you have a group rate?

 

[Keeland]

$2.50. Still chasing after the carriage trade.

You won't understand high class until you ditch that party-line phone with the Piggly Wiggly.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

what is that thing? KILL IT! KILL IT!

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You back to snorting Comet again? You need to quit watching so much Cheech and Chong.

You want the bj or not Mr Picky?

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Do you have a group rate?

Yeah. $2.50. What is so hard to understand about this? Shit. I made it simple enough, right? SHIT!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

$2.50. Still chasing after the carriage trade.

You won't understand high class until you ditch that party-line phone with the Piggly Wiggly.

Gurl boom! You tried it.