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[fabulouslyghetto]

So when you close your mouth, it looks like "bitter beer face"?

or resting bitch face just ate a lemon depending on my mood

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spit or swallow?

all-inclusive

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

You look like this guy I almost had sex with.

We did have sex, you were just so wasted again you can't remember it now.I think you said I was your seventeenth load. Just google " xtube derelict group orgy".

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

We did have sex, you were just so wasted again you can't remember it now.I think you said I was your seventeenth load. Just google " xtube derelict group orgy".

I've gotta stop lacing my weed with crack. as long as I've lusted for you I finally get the D and I can't even remember. was it at least good for you?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I've gotta stop lacing my weed with crack. as long as I've lusted for you I finally get the D and I can't even remember. was it at least good for you?

Let's just say that one of these days we need to discuss your personal hygiene... and that of the other fifteen guys who were present.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Let's just say that one of these days we need to discuss your personal hygiene... and that of the other fifteen guys who were present.

But I mean if you busted you must've at least enjoyed some part of it, or was it like a "Lemme hurry up and get my rocks off because I really can't stand this" kinda thing?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

But I mean if you busted you must've at least enjoyed some part of it, or was it like a "Lemme hurry up and get my rocks off because I really can't stand this" kinda thing?

Actually, the "load" was urine. I was just on my way to the trough urinal when one of the Brazilians bumped into me and my dick slipped right in.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Actually, the "load" was urine. I was just on my way to the trough urinal when one of the Brazilians bumped into me and my dick slipped right in.

You fuckbag! Does it say "urinal" on my forehead? Not anymore cuz I scrubbed it off.

 

[FPNY]

Well, this perfectly beautiful thread went straight to the gutter.....I hope you're happy...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Well, this perfectly beautiful thread went straight to the gutter.....I hope you're happy...

I know right! Ugh, a classy bitch like me just can't win for losing.

 

[star-warrior]

I know right! Ugh, a classy bitch like me just can't win for losing.

Like they say:

You're someone alright!