One Random Fact About You

[ChristianGianni]

A friend and I turfed the high school yard on prom night in a jacked up truck

I can see that VERY clearly in my minds eye ... did your ''friend'' put out

 

[ChristianGianni]

I paid my older Brother's STR8 friend to be my Prom ''Date" .. sad I know, but true

 

[Alistair]

I farted once getting railed. It was embarrassing

 

[Kyanimal]

I search for friends posts and sometimes publicly admit it.

Me Too

F.Y.I. If you go to your profile, they're all right there ... just sayin' ...

 

[Alistair]

I can see that VERY clearly in my minds eye ... did your ''friend'' put out

No but I saw his dick that night. We went swimming for after prom. I've never seen a dick that skinny.

 

[ChristianGianni]

I farted once getting railed. It was embarrassing

 

[ChristianGianni]

I farted once getting railed. It was embarrassing

I farted once during an operation .. the poor Anaesthetist just about threw up .. I'd eaten a bag of Doritos for lunch

 

[ChristianGianni]

My two older Brothers taught me how to ''blue flame'' one night I wasn't wearing any underwear and let rip, lit the fart and burn't all the hairs on my Ass & Balls

 

[me203]

I'd eaten a bag of Doritos for lunch

The cornerstone of any healthy, nutritious, balanced diet!

 

[me203]

My two older Brothers taught me how to ''blue flame'' one night I wasn't wearing any underwear and let rip, lit the fart and burn't all the hairs on my Ass & Balls

Was that the loud scream I heard one night many years ago?

I've heard other stories about incidents like this. I even heard a story about a college professor whom my parents knew who commented to some of his students about remembering "burning his ass" or something like that...

One of my cringe worthy memories () dates to when I was young. I was riding in a car someone who was a smoker. The no smoking unit in health talked about impaired sense of smell. I was not capable of the nuance between "impaired sense of smell" and "no sense of smell". So I just farted. There was no comment, but I cringe at the thought of that poor driver having to endure that torture...

 

[Alistair]

My two older Brothers taught me how to ''blue flame'' one night I wasn't wearing any underwear and let rip, lit the fart and burn't all the hairs on my Ass & Balls

I've seen some long flamethrowers.

 

[ChristianGianni]

^^^^^

 

[ChristianGianni]

I've seen some long flamethrowers.

I bet you've done it MORE than once

 

[me203]

No but I saw his dick that night. We went swimming for after prom. I've never seen a dick that skinny.

Reminds me of a guy I saw in the locker room a few years ago. Normal length, but skinny dick. It would be interesting to see him hard, just to see if was skinny when hard, too.

 

[Alistair]

I bet you've done it MORE than once

We free fart in my house. If you need to fart, go ahead and fart. If you're in the car go ahead and fart but roll your window down first.

 

[Alistair]

Reminds me of a guy I saw in the locker room a few years ago. Normal length, but skinny dick. It would be interesting to see him hard, just to see if was skinny when hard, too.

That's what I was wondering. It was normal length but thumb size thick

 

[ChristianGianni]

We free fart in my house. If you need to fart, go ahead and fart. If you're in the car go ahead and fart but roll your window down first.

Same here, it's HARMFUL to hold it in .. TRUE

 

[Alistair]

I almost drowned as a kid. I have a scar on the back of my head from getting hit with a 2x8 seat on the end of a rope swing. It was hung out over the water. I had walked back out of the river and turned to talk to my friend right when another guy jumped off the bank. He hit me right in the head and knocked me out for several minutes. They had to drag me out of the water.

 

[ChristianGianni]

I almost drowned as a kid. I have a scar on the back of my head from getting hit with a 2x8 seat on the end of a rope swing. It was hung out over the water. I had walked back out of the river and turned to talk to my friend right when another guy jumped off the bank. He hit me right in the head and knocked me out for several minutes. They had to drag me out of the water.

Holy Shit Al, that must've given you all a fright, especially your folks man ... my dad decided to teach me too swim when I was about 3-ish, carried me into the ocean and 'dropped' me.

 

[Alistair]

Holy Shit Al, that must've given you all a fright, especially your folks man ... my dad decided to teach me too swim when I was about 3-ish, carried me into the ocean and 'dropped' me.

My parents never knew. I wouldn't have been allowed to go any more.

I was always the kid that got hurt. Broke my collarbone jumping a homemade ramp on our bikes, stung about 10 times by Hornets when we were throwing rocks at the nest. Got hit in the eye by a bb that ricocheted off a sign we were shooting. You name it, it happened