One Random Fact About You

[syntax]

I like grape juice, not grapes

 

[Lefty]

Grape juice is truly


a gift and a blessing
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[dynk]

They all make me sick, and get rid of Romney, we had him here for a Governor, that is how I lost my job. He cut much of the healthcare funding. He ran for Senate after that and did not get voted in, so he left the State.

 

[Lefty]

Gosh,

He pulled up his pants and left the state???

Will he leave the country if he doesn't get elected to this new JOB?

Any idea where he might go and who he might take with him?

 

[unloadonme]

Please don't send him over here!

 

[dynk]

I actually would prefer Obummer to Romney

 

[Ninja108]

As much as I'm not a fan of Obama, I know any of the Republician runners are far worse

 

[Lefty]

Buck up there Boyo, You have Benny..and besides

Absence makes the heart grow fonder


Meaning

The lack of something increases the desire for it.
Origin

The Roman poet Sextus Propertius gave us the earliest form of this saying in Elegies:

"Always toward absent lovers love's tide stronger flows."
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The contemporary version appears in The Pocket Magazine of Classic and Polite Literature, 1832, in a piece by a Miss Stickland:

'Tis absense, however, that makes the heart grow fonder.
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The phrase was also source material for the lewd wordplay:

"Absinthe makes the fart grow stronger".





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[syntax]

I have black hair and brown eyes

 

[dynk]

Nobody mentioned the Valentine's day Massacre?

 

[syntax]

I do not put on mascara

 

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

I would love to fly to the moon and back.

 

[syntax]

I would love to leave this planet and never come back

 

[dynk]

I was never abducted by Aliens.

 

[Lefty]

It is true, I don't always check for their

......Green Cards......

When inviting guests to my hotel room.

 

[Ninja108]

I just sent my last diposable cameras in for development.

 

[dynk]

I have had sex with what could be described as Aliens.

 

[syntax]

My license plate has three numbers and three letters

 

[syntax]

I may have to put my dog down soon

 

[dynk]

I keep getting calls from the same "Survey Company" that I have been randomly selected.