One random fact about your poo.

[Triple G]

My poo smells like roses and lilacs.

 

[Willie Boy]

Been eating too much flower lately?

 

[Willie Boy]

Been eating too much Donnie.. Oh wait. You said almonds, not Osmonds. Never mind!

 

[Triple G]

I haven't pooed since this morning.

 

[Willie Boy]

Oh shit, my best pooer sounds to be getting backed up!

 

[Triple G]

Fear not Willie, I will poo soon.

 

[Willie Boy]

I haven't pood for hours

Oh no! My number 2 ( ) pooer is also constipated! What to do? What to do?

I haven't pood lateley

I've been told a solid kick in the balls does wonders to loosen poo!

Fear not Willie, I will poo soon.

I hope so. I'd hate to have to kick you both!

Similar to the movie Signs, my poo is deadly to aliens.

Translucent liquid poo (aka clear diarrhea! )

 

[Triple G]

I just pooed, I just pooed And it was massive. I feel so good.

 

[Willie Boy]

Mikey has been silent for an awful long time, was he really constipated? Has he been rushed to the ER?

 

[Willie Boy]

What are you talking about? This place was poo to begin with!

 

[Willie Boy]

Is that why there is a big pile of poo sitting on your head, or is that just your hair?

 

[Willie Boy]

You had to say. Now my partner is demanding dinner, and it isn't even 2pm yet!

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

it smells...like dandelions!

 

[Willie Boy]

That's just dandy, the lions got milked!

 

[Willie Boy]

Oh, you mean the one that only reached the 2nd floor before splattering on the wall?

 

[Triple G]

My poo is pure, clean and ready to spread in the garden.

 

[Willie Boy]

My poo is cgymike.

I don't think he will appreciate that.

 

[Triple G]

Willie, you are low down, no good poo post wreaker.

 

[Willie Boy]

What exactly is a wreaker? Does it have anything to do with your reeking ass?

 

[Triple G]

What exactly is a wreaker? Does it have anything to do with your reeking ass?

No, its the wreck of the wreaker after it smells the reek of your poo.