One random fact about your poo.

[Willie Boy]

Then I'll hold off posting more pics.

 

[Willie Boy]

I'd hate to see your sewage bill, or do you have an outhouse?

 

[Willie Boy]

Do you charge them for the fertilizer, or just give it to 'em for free?

 

[Willie Boy]

On the house, or in the garden? If your playing the monkey and flinging it at the house you ain't being good.

 

[Willie Boy]

So... Its hit the fan then?

 

[Willie Boy]

Airplane II, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Willie Boy]

Really? Shit! I coulda sworn it was number 2.

 

[Willie Boy]

Surely you can't be serious.

 

[Willie Boy]

I am Captain Over.

 

[Willie Boy]

Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Willie Boy]

OK, let's get back to the poo now.

 

[Willie Boy]

I just pooed.

But guess what's playing on TV right now. Airplane II: the Sequel.

 

[Willie Boy]

^ No way!

I better finish this poo and turn on the television. What channel?

It ended at 11. You missed it.

 

[Triple G]

To poo or not to poo, that is the question.

 

[Willie Boy]

There is no question. When the spirit so moves you (actually your bowels), you poo. You can try to hold it in, but then it'll only be a messy poo as it painfully forces its way out.

 

[Willie Boy]

Are you saying that when you hold your poo up to a mirror it is out of print? I've heard of eating your words, but those must be some musty, dusty ones.

 

[Triple G]

I'm ready to poo for my first one this morning. Don't worry Willie, I'l save it for you.

 

[Willie Boy]

I am a practitioner of that ancient form martial arts known as flung poo! Its name comes from Wu Flung Pu, who created it as a silent attack form to deal a deadly strike to his evil twin, Hu Flung Pu. They once owned a very successful dance studio called WuHu Dance.

 

[Triple G]

Just had a big poo and it smelled just like Willie.

 

[Triple G]

I just had poo II for today.