One random fact about your poo.

[Triple G]

No poo yet this morning.

 

[Triple G]

I pooed

 

[Triple G]

I am, therefore I poo

 

[mbamike]

I have to send samples of my poo to the lab.

 

[Willie Boy]

I have to send samples of my poo to the lab.

Is there something wrong with your health?

 

[Triple G]

Only pooed once today, but feel another one coming on.

 

[Willie Boy]

This getting to be a stinkin' thread! Can we close it already? hehehe.

Ahhh shit! There's always one squeamish whiner. Shit up!


Whether you want it to or not, poo happens. If you want to try and stop it just insert the butt plug up your ass and see how you feel about pooing after a couple days.

 

[Willie Boy]

If you insert the butt plug like you were told to do, you would definitely be shitting up. As for poo stinking, don't stuff your nose in it and it wont be so bad.

 

[Willie Boy]

Apparently you sniff your own poo. Otherwise you wouldn't be making such a stink about its smell.

 

[Willie Boy]

Default Re: My poo thread....

Originally Posted by Willie Boy

Originally Posted by MikeyLove

Originally Posted by Willie Boy

Originally Posted by MikeyLove

Originally Posted by Willie Boy

Originally Posted by MikeyLove

Originally Posted by Willie Boy
Thanks for posting in it. I hope you keep GOING back. Wouldn't want you to stop pooing and get all constipated.

I'd rather poo and get it over with, and the stink gone before it gets out of the damn tank! it fuckin' stinks in that thread! Good colorful metaphors will keep that thread going.

Sadly most of the metaphors are simple brown. What a shitty situation!

Oh the discriptions of some of the others poo no wonder I do not rim, seriously! ok,

Feel free to post your poo in the thread, maybe a nice colorful picture, in full smell-o-vision.

Is there any way of inserting this conversation in the poo thread?

We can try.

This was a PM convo we've been having about this thread.

 

[Willie Boy]

and too bad it didn't accept the Smilies that were used.

I coulda gone through and re-inserted them, but I'm too lazy.

 

[Triple G]

Almond Joy?

 

[Willie Boy]

My poo smells like almonds

Thats what happens when you eat Donnie's nuts. Oh wait, you said almonds, not Osmonds.... Never mind.

 

[Willie Boy]

Maybe you were sniffing your poo secretly! and got high off of the stink, and got very disfracted

No. I think it was my partner's farts (squeaky poo mist! ). I think it distracted me.

BTW, what is disfracted?

 

[Willie Boy]

I meant to write distracted.

Oh, ok. I thought maybe the evil brown mist had found a way into the computer and through the lines to you and you were suffering from it as well.

 

[Willie Boy]

What kind of help can I give you? I'm as close to ground zero as one can be.

 

[Willie Boy]

Turn in and miss out on the pooing.

 

[Willie Boy]

I think we got everything taken care of. I stuffed a tube in my partner's ass and ran it to a tank suitable for collecting the gas. He'll be sleeping uncomfortably in the garage this morning, but hey, we're collecting a good supply of methane!

 

[Willie Boy]

The stove doesn't use methane. But the RV runs quite nicely on it. The big motorhome gets a good 75 mpg on methane. Well its actually more of a hybrid methane/solar electric. With the experimental panels on the roof I can usually stretch the mileage out.

 

[Willie Boy]

Smart move, just don't let the tube get loose lest you die of all natural human made methane inhalation.

Hot Damn! we hi-jacked this thread! Back to the real topic of POO!

He'll be in the garage with the ventilation system on standby. The moment the methane levels even get close to reaching the upper limit of acceptable for human safety, it'll kick in and fresh air will replace his bodily releases.

I'll be up in bed (or still here in front of my PC screen. I don't sleep, the only reason I usually have for climbing into bed is to keep him "occupied".

I just hope he doesn't poo and clog the tube!