One side order of positivity coming right up!

[hotb0d]

Tell me one thing that brought a smile to your face today....

MINE:

I woke up today and my crushed called me and we're having dinner later today woot!!!

 

[Swellegant]

 

[robbieadam]

This thread.

 

[hotb0d]

it's such a sunny day today...nothing will go wrong!!!

someone help me pick out a cologne for tonight

gio, armani code, ck summer, or should i steal my mom chance chanel for the night? lol

 

[Corny]

http://nichtlustig.de/toondb/080624.html

this .. but you most likely won't get it

 

[hotb0d]

yea if only i can speak german lol

 

[Corny]

Ha ha! I got it... (at least I think I did)... gay feet?!?!?! Who would have thought! Or was it a nighmare because the foot is straight and is trying to wake up?

that's part of it yes .. the fun thing about this site is that there isn't really a punchline to most of the comics/jokes. usually it's just a play with idioms, figures of speech etc. most of the time you just go "bleh" but also often you go :rotfmaol:
this one head me on the floor .

here the guy says that his "food went numb" (like from sitting on it) which we call "the foot fell asleep" and therefore the food is making himself coffee to wake up again - and tells about his drag-dreams

 

[valis23]

It happened last night, rather than today.

All day long I was in this horrible funk because of Carlin dying. He wasn't a celebrity to me -his death hit me a lot harder than a "celebrity death", and I was caught totally off guard by both his death and my reaction to it.

On the way home yesterday evening, I was listening to All Things Considered. They played a 2004 interview Terri Gross did with Carlin. In the interview, Carlin talked about realizing that all of the atoms in his body, the atoms of everyone else, and the atoms of everything else he'd ever known or would know all came from the stars. That meant that he was everywhere and everything, and therefore there's nothing to fear -there's nothing in the dark but himself.

It may be trite, but Carlin phrased it well, and it was clearly heartfelt and it made me feel better.

Then last night I was watching "In The Shadow Of The Moon". It turned out to be a really magnificent documentary, composed almost entirely of interviews with the surviving men who walked on the moon. Toward the end, Allen Bean started talking about heading back from the moon. He said during those few days he was struck by a thought. He then proceeded to explain the same philosophy Carlin had espoused just a few hours earlier. He said the same thing almost word for word, and was just as eloquent.

That made me smile.

 

[GL]

i bumped into the new orderly at work today.

drop dead beautiful, dirty blond hair and blue eyes.

and when he said 'hey' to me? eee!

i don't know if it falls under 'a side order of positivity' but it certainly made me a happy camper.

 

[valis23]

This was really cute and reminded me SO MUCH of JUB:

The hell?! Now you know everything about lightbulbs too?

 

[gdude30]

Shinedown's new CD came out today and it kicks ass

I am using one of my award and rare smiles right now

 

[LatinoSTAR]

This was really cute and reminded me SO MUCH of JUB:

How Many Internet Forum Members Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid and unwanted.

Fifteen to claim experience in the electrical appliance industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

One to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Another one to post that the URLs given above were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Fourteen to explain the history of science and mechanics, and let us know the inventor of light bulbs, why they work, how they work, and what they were originally invented for.

Ten who have been members since the dinosaurs to chastise newbies for barging in on their exclusive discussion with their unwanted input.

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again!

aint it the truth.....

 

[valis23]

Today's big smile just came in!

Rainier cherries showed up at the store! I'm off to the pits. Y'all go get ya some. If you aren't familiar with Ranier cherries, you have no idea what you're missing. Seriously.

 

[G-Lexington]

Mmm, cherries. They make great sex playthings. Seriously. That's been MY happy thought for the day. RAWR!

Lex

 

[Elwood]

I got this in a email today. Made me smile.
http://www.cyberthing.net/video-play.php?id=105

I am smiling ear to ear after watching that! Thank-you!