Ooops I did it again...

[Lube]

Do you just have blue balls from the hot Peruvian guy in your blog, Liam? I guess being that frustrated and then ending up fucking a woman is expected, if not acceptable behavior.

 

[ronboy]

Yes, this morning I had sex with a woman.

And I kinda liked it.

But I'm less drunk now so I don't like it as much.

Does this make me Bi?

That is all.

ducks from flames

Liam, it's all good...as long as that's what YOU want. You are fortunate enough to enjoy good sex with both genders. I think it's great!

 

[RenaissanceMan]

Dont sweat it too much. Sometime you do what you gotto do.

LOL...

"Must ...have ...sex ...with...hh..hh...hh..her"

 

[Soilwork]

I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning long before going ice fishing, but hey... I'm sure there are things I've done this afternoon that would gross you out too.

Go ahead... (crosses another name off the potential dating pool list)

 

[MidnightPrism]

I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning long before going ice fishing, but hey... I'm sure there are things I've done this afternoon that would gross you out too.

Go ahead... (crosses another name off the potential dating pool list)

There's a list?!

How would I go about getting my name written on that list?

 

[Soilwork]

There's a list?!

How would I go about getting my name written on that list?

(you're on page 1, bud)

 

[FirePhoenix]

atleast you had fun

now go do it with a guy before the girly cooties turns you straight

 

[bma1983]

For anyone who say's "A hole is a hole," I hope they don't allow their dogs or cats to sleep in their bed when they're drunk or horny.

 

[JackFTwist]

WHAT??????????


Not that I know from personal experience, but I can't believe it's the same pleasure. I've never heard anyone say that before.

it is not the same


it is secondary to the point of being third

 

[Christopher123]

Sex?

What's that?

 

[TriBi]

Hmmm....

The one thing no-one else has asked...

"Did she enjoy the experience?"
Also;
"what are/were her expectations?".

If you both had the understanding that it was "no strings" fun, well, OK - but I hope you weren't playing with her emotions.

 

[MidnightPrism]

(you're on page 1, bud)

HOT DAMN

 

[Soilwork]

For anyone who say's "A hole is a hole," I hope they don't allow their dogs or cats to sleep in their bed when they're drunk or horny.

I left that alone since I get enough shit for bashing bi men, and I'm hoping that the bi men here would be just as put off by being referred to as "a hole".

Personally I have sex with people... but hey.. if a hole is all you want, my toilet needs to be snaked out anyway.

 

[offcentered1]

I am so sorry that you had sex with a woman. They are awesome, but, no.
No sex in the champagne room.

 

[looseliam]

good for you...it's a nice change of pace isn't it?

Nice, no. Change, a bit.

Do you just have blue balls from the hot Peruvian guy in your blog, Liam? I guess being that frustrated and then ending up fucking a woman is expected, if not acceptable behavior.

Yep he seems as though he's not ready to move forward. Fine. I'll screw the chick you want to screw... right next to you. Yeh, healthy I know.

atleast you had fun

now go do it with a guy before the girly cooties turns you straight

Funny you mention cooties. The smell in the room the next day was, um, not pleasant. I had to change the sheets and thoroughly clean myself.

Hmmm....

The one thing no-one else has asked...

"Did she enjoy the experience?"
Also;
"what are/were her expectations?".

If you both had the understanding that it was "no strings" fun, well, OK - but I hope you weren't playing with her emotions.

Well, it appeared she enjoyed it. I remembered all the fun spots. I guess it kinda is like riding a bike.

As for expectations, there are none. She was drunk as was I and we bumped uglies. Everything back to normal today. Well, as much that can be.

And I don't play with other's emotions. It's bad karma!

--

And now as the hangover is gone and I can reflect on the events of the evening past, I'm a bit nauseated. Not a lot, but eww.

There's just no substitute for a nice cock. Period.

There is a disturbance in the force.

 

[BenF]

For anyone who say's "A hole is a hole," I hope they don't allow their dogs or cats to sleep in their bed when they're drunk or horny.

Apart from the fact that women are not a different species (like cats and dogs are), your badly made point holds less water than an octogenerians bladder, and shows you to be quite a buffoon.

 

[bma1983]

Apart from the fact that women are not a different species (like cats and dogs are), your badly made point holds less water than an octogenerians bladder, and shows you to be quite a buffoon.

Shut the fuck up.

If "a hole is a hole" as so many say, what difference does it make if it's from a different species? If you're supposedly gay and so drunk or horny and you don't care where your dick is going, what's stopping you from fucking Fluffy. A hole is a hole, right?

 

[JSB_01]

To looseliam:

BOO!!!.......HISS!!!

 

[MidnightPrism]

Ok Liam.....you're gay card will be suspended for the rest of the weekend. I've penciled you in on Monday morning for a through de-vaginization, so please cum early to your appointment. After a through brushing, scrubbing, rubbing, yanking, pulling, creaming, sucking, blowing, and a final licking (you know, for polishing purposes only ), you'll be ready to re-enter the gay world and once again be a certified 100% 'MO. Your new gay card will be ready for you when you complete the de-vaginaization process.
Carry on.

Is this a service you offer to everyone?

 

[GL]

Ok Liam.....you're gay card will be suspended for the rest of the weekend. I've penciled you in on Monday morning for a through de-vaginization, so please cum early to your appointment. After a through brushing, scrubbing, rubbing, yanking, pulling, creaming, sucking, blowing, and a final licking (you know, for polishing purposes only ), you'll be ready to re-enter the gay world and once again be a certified 100% 'MO. Your new gay card will be ready for you when you complete the de-vaginaization process.

Carry on.

All those requiring de-vaginization. I have a proven, certified method so it's a much sought-after program. (I wish!)

Whoa! Where do I sign up?