Orion Shaves!

[KaraBulut]

I shave my head for exactly those same reasons.

But you've gone and let your facial hair grow. I think your face is prettier without it (like in your av).

You have a beautiful head and a nice voice. Yummy Orion.

Now you've done it. You're only encouraging it.

 

[Críostóir]

You could always try this:

Oh, come on. That's like...makeup, right? Some Hollywood makeup artist designed that hairpiece? Please tell me that's not a real person choosing to do that with his beard!

*vomits*

Too late. I momentarily believed it, and my stomach decided it needed to be empty.

 

[Críostóir]

Now you've done it. You're only encouraging it.

Orion knows that I have a boyfriend. Orion also knows (I think) that had I not a boyfriend, [STRIKE]it would not be my hat[/STRIKE] I would cheerfully jump his bones!

 

[kevbo]

Orion, I have a thing for toothpaste, toothbrushes, brushing teeth, teeth, and your mouth.

Can we get a vid of you brushing your teeth next?

Please?

PLEASE?

 

[kevbo]

Now lets see Kevbo do it

Never!

I love my hair too much. It's so soft! Maybe there will be a time when you can run your fingers through it. All my friends do it... I have such good hair.

 

[KaraBulut]

Orion knows that I have a boyfriend. Orion also knows (I think) that had I not a boyfriend, [STRIKE]it would not be my hat[/STRIKE] I would cheerfully jump his bones!

Now that belongs on his X-tube channel....

 

[Críostóir]

Why hasn't anyone posted a link to this alleged Xtube channel?

 

[KaraBulut]

Why hasn't anyone posted a link to this alleged Xtube channel?

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_

 

[KaraBulut]

[STRIKE]ghotee[/STRIKE] goatee

*run like hell*

 

[alley]

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_

lolololol

 

[Críostóir]

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_

You are an evil person and your karma will be being reborn as a tapeworm.

 

[KaraBulut]

You are an evil person and your karma will be being reborn as a tapeworm.

Teehee.

 

[Sunshine]

Lol! You're so cute Orion. Next time do it Britney Spears style and sing to the razor.

"sha-vin my head...Oh yeeeaaaah" *deep gasps*

 

[valis23]

Could you not just use like a blowtorch or something to singe the hair off? You wouldn't have to worry about nicks that way. Maybe a candle?

 

[gmoney]

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_

That is just NOT right!

 

[gsdx]

Oh, come on. That's like...makeup, right? Some Hollywood makeup artist designed that hairpiece? Please tell me that's not a real person choosing to do that with his beard!

It was a Superbowl commercial for Sierra Mist:

 

[hotdog1846]

heh...

You shaved your head, recorded it and posted it on YouTube...

You sir, are officially adorable.

Yep, I agree. I'm a headshaver myself. I haven't seen many other headshavers post in your thread, so I'll join Joshy in proclaiming you Officially Adorable!

You look great with a shaved head. Beautifully shaped skull. Apparently you've shaved before, I take it?

Nothing like the feel of a freshly shaved, smooth, soft-as-a-baby's-bottom scalp!

 

[gmoney]

"your skull is .... shaped... nice."

I have an egg shaped head! That's why, no matter how much balder I get, I won't be shaving my head!

 

[hotdog1846]

Thanks! Thanks! You know its wierd but I've had complete stranger compliment me on my skull shape!

Imagine: standing in line at the buffet and some slovenly 350 pound guy with a breathing problem "you pull off...that...*gasp* shaved look very good."
"thanks."
"your skull is .... shaped... nice."

I'll take any compliment I can get!

I've been totally bald for four years now. My most recent compliment was from an astoundingly hot guy at the vacuum repair shop a few weeks ago. He was a fellow headshaver and admired the quality of the skin on my scalp as I was paying him for a new vacuum. I was so, er, surprised, bashful, weak-kneed, googley-eyed, whatever that all I could do was stammer something about using Eucerin lotion and sign the Visa statement.

Needless to say, I've spent the past couple of weekends using my new vacuum and thinking naughty thoughts. My house has never been cleaner.

 

[davy]

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_

can't..... stop...... watching.....