Out of These 3 Particular Guys That All Have “Pros & Cons” Which 1 Would You Choose?

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

Imagine if there were three different guys standing in front of you naked:

The Geek *not appealing at all, skinny body, no muscles at all, flattest butt, but has a hard cut 10 inch dick, and knows how to fuck like a porn star*

The Jock *He’s a super-duper sexy/hot/really cute stud, amazingly great body, amazing abs, big biceps, great pecs, beautiful eyes, great smile, and with a little cute muscle butt, but has the smallest dick ever (3-4 inch when hard).*

The Bear *stocky/fat body (more fat than muscle), semi-hairy, not sexy or hot but kind of cute, 6 inch dick when hard, beefy bubble butt, but has a musty body odor and he comes with a sign that say if you choose him you will also get half $1 million which is in a briefcase next to him*

Which guy would you choose? Why?

There are 3 particular things that are the most wanted things to everyone in the world, and yesterday in my class my teacher discussed those 3 particular things that people crave, and every student in the class found out which things out of the 3 they crave the most because my teacher did an exercise/scenario similar to this one. If you know the three most wanted things I'm talking about that's great but before I reveal those three particular things I want to see which one would you choose… I will know which 1 out of the 3 most wanted things you crave most by your answers to my question.

 

[ilovejstrokesdonk]

None, they all sound boring.

What if you had to choose, which one would you choose?

 

[Essex Boy]

Geeky types can be appealing, especially if they're slightly bald, but the ten-incher sounds grotesque. I'll take the jock: if his knob's in working order it doesn't matter how small it is. The bear can be slaughtered for meat as far as I'm concerned.
Never mind the money, you're still going to die just like everyone else.

 

[Nishin]

Bear, no need for money incentive (sounds even rude actually !), or we can use that to work on the body odour issue...

Ps: actually I know the Geek guy you described ! LOL

 

[ChickenGuy]

I'll take the Jock, the 'great body, amazing abs, big biceps, great pecs' sold me on it, tbh.

Although I wonder if we could replace his 'little cute muscle butt' with the Bear's 'beefy bubble butt'?

 

[Nishin]

Bear, no need for money incentive (sounds even rude actually !), or we can use that to work on the body odour issue...

Ps: actually I know the Geek guy you described ! LOL

EDIT : wait I actually just read the quote in your post... I was wondering why you were mentioning that briefcase filled with note banks in the first place...
So allow me to rephrase:

Bear... without the money

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'd ignore the portable life support unit and go for the ten inch dick.

 

[GM1985]

They all sound absolutely perfect!

 

[LAPan75]

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The Geek, because I need someone to Game with and build me a super computer on the cheap.​

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[blackbeltninja]

The jock sounds like a winner to me.

The half-mil is tempting though... it might boil down to faces in the end, hey.

-d-

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

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The Geek, because I need someone to Game with and build me a super computer on the cheap.​

`

That would be a nerd.

 

[cgymike]

I would choose none of them. The money is a side issue and does not change anything.

 

[DigitalFudge]

These choices

 

[AlmondMilk]

Do they come with pie?

 

[geloge]

I would like to know the real age of the OP.

About the quoted text the thing I crave the most for is beer

 

[eastofeden]

Of the three you mentioned...the Geek for sure. I prefer really intense introverted men and that type sometimes fall into the geek category as well. The 10" dick isn't an incentive though...

 

[cityboy-stl]

I'd take the geek. It takes one to know one. We'd get along better.

 

[refujiunderground]

those choices are terrible, breh. where you getting these stereotypes from, fam?

 

[ronboy]

I'll take the geek.....I definitely know how to deal with huge cocks.....

 

[loveguys72]

Without knowing anything about personality, I'll take the bear, sans money.