Overrated Sex Acts

[MMMonsterBoy]

Is there any particular sex act you find overrated? That one act that everyone raves about, but you tried it and did nothing for you?

Inquiring minds want to know

 

[SonOfSlobone]

I don't get "facials". I mean, you come on somebody's face instead of some place more interesting?

 

[Sunshine]

sex in general is overrated

 

[boxerdudeuk]

facials (COMPLETELY don't get that one) and i'm not a huge fan of receiving oral... it's alright but doesn't get me going like it does for other guys.

oh and outdoor sex. me no rikey.

 

[Royal Heart]

sex in general is overrated

This.

Also: 69

 

[bluedragon4]

sex in general is overrated

Than you're not doing it right or have never been in love. Sex can be the most fantastic thing in the world. I don't get feet. I am not a fan of feet at all.

 

[Ekim23]

Than you're not doing it right or have never been in love. Sex can be the most fantastic thing in the world. I don't get feet. I am not a fan of feet at all.

+10000000000

 

[RationalLunacy]

I've never been much for fucking whilst hanging upside down from a crystal chandelier.

 

[namelessdwarf]

giving head, not really a fan of doing it.

 

[Sunshine]

Than you're not doing it right or have never been in love. Sex can be the most fantastic thing in the world. I don't get feet. I am not a fan of feet at all.

I have been in love and I know I'm "doing it right". But it seems like every guy I've had sex with was just using me and after it feels like that way too much thats all it ever to feel like to me.

So sex is overrated. It's boring. It's too much work. It feels like a chore. I can live without it for sure.

 

[TickTockMan]

I've never been much for fucking whilst hanging upside down from a crystal chandelier.

So if I ever visit you I can leave the teathers and rope at home?

 

[saymyname]

I can't really think of anything. I guess that's a good sign.

But if I had to pick something, I'd say I think jerking off with another guy is pretty boring. Or even jerking him off. I do that all the time anyways, having a different dick in my hand isn't that different - unless I'm jerking him off while fucking him in the ass. That's great.

 

[Royal Heart]

So sex is overrated. It's boring. It's too much work. It feels like a chore. I can live without it for sure.

I couldn't have written it better myself. I feel the same way about sex and have been very happy without it for going on five years now.

 

[Daximus]

My overrated sex acts are:

1. Rimming - I'll only do this once in a great while for my other half. And he better be clean as a whistle or it'll end faster than it started. And I do this for his pleasure only, not because it excites me. And I do not expect to be rimmed back.

2. Feet anything - Keep your fungus infested monkey pads away from my genitals!!

3. Head with teeth - Some guys dig having their cock scraped 1/2 to death. I DO NOT!!

4. Loud/dirty talk - Leave that shit for the movies and pornos thanks.

5. Role playing - O please. What are we 12?? "Ok tonight yer the dirty truck driver who just pulled into the truck stop where I work. I'm the little wh0re who will be servicing you and your truck. Ok now start off by threatening me with a tire iron if I don't get down on my knees and......." You guys see where I'm going.

6. Ear play - Please keep your tongue and face outta my ear. Ears are waxy, sensitive places and I don't want to hear your slurping around it like it's a friggin lollipop.

7. Pain - You know, nipple clamps, candle wax, whips, and other stupid shit. No thanks.

I'm sure there's more but I've bitched enough. Don't wanna start sounding like Splatter now do I??

 

[Sunshine]

I couldn't have written it better myself. I feel the same way about sex and have been very happy without it for going on five years now.

I think we're failed homosexuals.

xD no one will date me because they know how I feel about sex. It's like the last thing on my mind. ....the VERY last.

 

[Royal Heart]

I think we're failed homosexuals.

xD no one will date me because they know how I feel about sex. It's like the last thing on my mind. ....the VERY last.

I just don't label my sexuality anymore since there isn't much point. Romantically and sexually I'm attracted to men, but I don't care for sex itself. I have the same problem with dating, but I'm okay with that actually. I would rather not date than have to worry about it coming time to explain to my date that I'm not into sex and all of the awkwardness that would involve.

 

[bluedragon4]

I have been in love and I know I'm "doing it right". But it seems like every guy I've had sex with was just using me and after it feels like that way too much thats all it ever to feel like to me.

So sex is overrated. It's boring. It's too much work. It feels like a chore. I can live without it for sure.

I should have said no one has probably been in love with you. That makes me sad. Don't give up on it. You sound bitter and angry. One day someone will hopefully come a long and change all that. Sex is a beautiful thing if you can let go and trust who your with. I do think there are a few gay men in every crowd who are bystanders. They just seem awkward and warning bells of sorts go off when you see them or talk to them. If something happens many times it isn't someone else's fault. It's yours.

 

[bluedragon4]

I just don't label my sexuality anymore since there isn't much point. Romantically and sexually I'm attracted to men, but I don't care for sex itself. I have the same problem with dating, but I'm okay with that actually. I would rather not date than have to worry about it coming time to explain to my date that I'm not into sex and all of the awkwardness that would involve.

Well, you ARE from gay outer space. lol

 

[Red Storm]

1) feet
2) pain
3) facials

 

[Royal Heart]

Well, you ARE from gay outer space. lol

Touché. I'll just have to put out an APB for other gay aliens.