Papal bull wreaks havoc

[BenF]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7596094.stm

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It amused me, and the contrived pun was too good to go to waste.

 

[Jannus]

Okay, two bulls escaped from a trailer... ...but how are they papal?


Holy cow!

 

[Jannus]

I will never understand British humor.

Excuse me, I mean humour!

 

[belamy]

So where's the "papal" in the news?

 

[Inwood]

Jesus titty fucking Christ, look up the word if you don't know what it means.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/contrived

 

[BenF]

Bugger it. I should I have gone for the "Raging Bull" line I was originally thought off.


Caldey Island ---> Monastry Island --> Pope --> Papal ---> Papal Bull - I thought it was velly, velly crever.

 

[Absolut]

I thought you were taking your coat and going home...LoL
Does the British media always report things in military time?

Police said the area was made safe and re-opened at around 1300 BST.

I wish more people knew how to do that.

I apologize if this is off topic, Ben. I had a bloody mary with lunch and couldn't resist.

 

[belamy]

Jesus titty fucking Christ, look up the word if you don't know what it means.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/contrived

That "papal" thing was not contrived, it was rather sham.

Bugger it. I should I have gone for the "Raging Bull" line I was originally thought off.


Caldey Island ---> Monastry Island --> Pope --> Papal ---> Papal Bull - I thought it was velly, velly crever.

That's what they call a weak link.
I invite you to contrive a term substituting "weak"

 

[BenF]

That "papal" thing was not contrived, it was rather sham.



That's what they call a weak link.
I invite you to contrive a term substituting "weak"

I knew that was the flaw, I just could not bring myself to write Reformed order of Cistercian Monks' Bull.

From one pedant to another, I thank you.

 

[BenF]

Now I've looked at it, it wasn't even that funny.

Please lock/hijack this thread now.

 

[kallipolis]

hijack this thread now.

It's the sort of bull, that smells to high heaven.

 

[Shepherd 2]

This story was just too much bull for me. I am in favor of bull on JUB, and I lilke contrived puns, but aren't all puns contrived. Please give me a clear example of one that isn't.

This is one of the best threads lately. Thanks.


Shep+

 

[belamy]

Ok, London brought the bull, Cardiff brought the shit.
The hurlyburly's done.

 

[BenF]

and I lilke contrived puns, but aren't all puns contrived. Please give me a clear example of one that isn't.

Shep+

If you're looking for a double entendre, I'll give you one.

 

[star-warrior]

Ben, you deserve a pat on the back coz it was pretty shitty.

 

[Jannus]

I thought you were taking your coat and going home...LoL
Does the British media always report things in military time?

European media generally uses the 24-hour clock (what we call "military time").

I apologize if this is off topic, Ben. I had a bloody mary with lunch and couldn't resist.

Is this some kind of Catholic joke? 'Cause I don't get that one, either.

 

[RationalLunacy]

...but considering the immediate danger they posed to the public, armed officers had to destroy them.

PeTA's going to have lots of fun with this one....

 

[Jory]

BST = Bull Shit Time



Ah Ben I laughed all the way through this thread

She looks pissed........yeah I know who she is.