Parody vampire movie

[Puzuzzu]

You guys gotta see this, it's hilarious XD
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3XujXdHmU&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

 

[The_Reaper]

Four words:

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer.

If you're unfamiliar with their handy work, I would tell you to go rent Date Movie; Disaster Movie; Superhero Movie; Meet the Spartans; or Epic Movie...But I can't willingly tell anyone to go and watch any of those films.

These two have been churning out crap since Date Movie, and someone really needs to stop them. Their idea of jokes are usually pop culture references; they're not going to make a joke about Lady GaGa, it's supposed to be funny because Lady GaGa is there.

That's how their 'humour' works, and sadly, it actually doesn't.

Not to mention, it looks like they're finally running out of ideas...The hitting the slow motion person coming towards you with a kick with a baseball bat was first seen in Scary Movie 2, a movie I understand they worked for...

I plead and beg all of you, for the love of God, do NOT support this crap.

 

[Lord Booticus]

These two have been churning out crap since Date Movie, and someone really

Are these the people responsilbe for Date movie? Cause they're the ones who need the shoval to their face. That movies is seriously baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. I mean terrible, I didn't laugh a single time, not one point was actually funny. I mean I chuckled lightly at two points of that 1:58 trailer, twice more chuckling than I did in that entire movie!

Though this isn't about Date Movie. It looks like they collected every joke on the internet about Twilight, added some pop culture references (e.g. Jersey Shore, Lady Gaga) and made a movie out of them.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

me see vampire movie Once
' what vampire? '
they eat strawberrys
' not strawberrys man eating bugs? '
Dunno but vampires dead folk but come alive eatins strawberrys
' try one these they trained strawberrys not ta bite '
Thankyou
' it name joey '
No thankyou
' why not? '
neva eat fruit with name
' they man eating bugs '
Splat
' now ya upset it '
"ya want dat?"
NO
' nah '
-lickyssllurpsSUUUUUUCCCCCCKS-
' he no look too good '
Yes methinks he of da vampire branch
' neva use banks '
yes it is wiiiiiiise
' what now '
we kindly say we not strawberrys ans he go away
' we not strawberrys '
= what dat? =
dat is ma cock ans it not man eating bug
= Suckkkkkkkkkk =
OOOHHHHHH ya too fast for me
' how ya feel? '
bit draineds but doing well thankyou
' what happen now? '
= uuuu becums ma berrys =
' what do with all da man eating strawberrys? '
retrainingggggg!
' KOOL '

gonna suckkkk ya thummmmb ssssssssssssss

 

[soulseeker]

The movie is pretty funny

 

[Sha-Rok]

Maybe if I was high..it'll be funny...no...no...nope :/

 

[soulseeker]

Edward is super cute. I'd definitely do him

 

[Críostóir]

While I'm not sure this is the right movie for it, nothing deserves a truly vicious sendup more than the Twilight "saga." Speaking of crap.

 

[Críostóir]

seems really lame to me. its suppose to be a parody of this whole vampire craze, but the only thing it seems to be lampooning is twilight. i mean, what does Jersey Shore, Alice in Wonderland, and Lady Gaga have to do with vampires?

Well, looks to me like the Jersey Shore ref is a one-time throwaway line when someone mentions "the situation" -- and as usual the fucking morons who make the trailers put the whole joke in the trailer, so it won't be funny when you watch the movie.

This is a pop-culture parody movie, focusing on the Twilight saga, but covering the current social trends. There have been two remakes of Alice in Wonderland in the past two years! And Lady Gaga is definitely a phenomenon of our time.

 

[Jayden]

I thought they all ready made a parody vampire movie. Wasnt it called Interview with a vampire? I mean Tom Cruise as a gay vampire. Thats some funny shit. lol.

 

[Ephemeral]

I don't understand how there was a movie after Scary Movie 3. That one was simply awful.

The Lady Gaga part wasn't funny. If you're gonna diss Momma Monster, at least do it well. The Alice in Wonderland part wasn't worth a chuckle. The only part that made me chuckle was the Jacob contract scene and when he turned into a chihuaua.

Didn't Scary Movie 2, 3, and 4, Date Movie, Disaster Move, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Epic Movie all do bad? How are they even making money to keep churning out this shit?

 

[dirtyturtle]

I think i'll try and trick my mom and my sister into seeing it as they love the sparkly vampires....it'll have to be sneaky..

 

[Puzuzzu]

Yeah...well it seems there aren't many fans of this movie..I see why though. :/

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

HI is milk vampire
' so what new! '
oooh what attitude! Dunno da studios workin on it
' has ya try recordin studios? '
ooh yeah they buy ans sell anythin

Yes da milk song reflexions ofs ours times
& dat so deep &

# commerical break #
yes we turn ya suburbain life inta ya dream fa only 9.99 ans travel ta far away places ans enjoy suburbain life with all da comforts ofs a home
HI me famous milk song dude ans gonna sing fa you during ya wild holiday far away place

So what next ya gonna be doins?
Da first eva Milk vampire movie
organic?
YES ans from cows too

& this nice! Look pictures ofs famous people smilins ons da walls &
" yeah ans milk alway from home "
% oooh look what is dat?

part 2 next week

if ya thumb da moon ya has long wait