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Passing out because they drank too much cum

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So is it true people have collapsed and had to get their stomach pumped because they had too much cum in their system or is this just a legend similar to how guys put gerbils up their asses?

I heard some celebrities like Lil' Kim, Aaliyah, and even Rod Stewart have collapsed on stage and had to get their stomachs pumped at the hospital.
 
only person i've ever heard that myth linked to is Jordan Knight from New Kids. lol...heard that one before i was even sure what cum was.
 
Wait a sec...now that I'm thinking about it, I remember a guy this happened to in college. So it's true. You can call him and ask him. His name was [Personal information; Removed by Moderator].
 
It's true! It happened to a friend of a friend of mine! Another friend tried to drive him to the hospital, but he went through a stop sign with a white border (he was an exchange student, and somebody had told him that the ones with white borders were "optional"). The cops pulled him over and wouldn't let him drive anymore, so an ambulance came to take him to the hospital. But when the EMTs heard why he was going to the hospital, they laughed so hard that they dropped the stretcher, and broke his arm. And then they noticed that hanging on the handle of the ambulance was...a hook!

Lex
 
eww. you must have to blow 50 men to get that much cum in ur system to get it pumped...gross..
 
Sultan said:
So is it true people have collapsed and had to get their stomach pumped because they had too much cum in their system or is this just a legend similar to how guys put gerbils up their asses?
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Ummm....please tell this is not why you have gerbils. [-X
 
You could ask Jeff Palmer.

If anyone knows, he does.
 
The part about the gerbil is true. My sister worked as a charge nurse in the ER for quite a few years and would tell stories about guys that came in with unusual items in their butts, besides gerbils there were frozen hot dogs, frozen sausages end pieces of salami, screw drivers with the handles that had come off etc. etc. no joke[-X
 
Ever seen "1 guy, 1 jar?" I'll bet that guy wishes he'd stuck with gerbils :?
 
oh my... now we're going into urban legends and bizarre stories like such.
Well, you can always snopes it.

Then again, the person that had to be driven to the ER must have also did an emergency repair on his newly aquired Locked-jaw. ofcourse, same reply with the cum.." I have no idea how it happened."
 
If you've just used a real person's name and it's not true you have libeled him my friend.
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Phillip A. Tio

And the name was removed......

Are people that fucking oblivious?

Phil-a-tio????????????????????

Get it? Everyone?
 
I was in 4th grade when I first heard the rod stewart version of this rumor. i think the word the kid who told me used for "cum" was "beel". Where the hell that came from, I don't know, but i'm pretty sure that whatever the word he used for it was, that word isn't at all related to any of the words we use for it now!

(sort of like that game where you get a chain of people and say something at one end of the chain and ask them to whisper it to each other and see what it comes like on the other end of the chain).

...anyway, in the 4th grade, I kind of figured out what it all meant. It was scary... and intruiging!
 
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