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Pat Down finds World's Largest Penis

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He should do porn, I think i want to work in an airport checking people!
 
nice a nose Pat find it still ons a dude

*ooh picks up - hi nice uniforms of civils controls wot is supa eva - gon find sumthang *
& doh? &
% is you alien? %
# no ansur #
$ dat a organic toothpick $
! Dino bone!!!!! !
^ ooh boomsawang see ^
* OOOOOH cum back *

anyway nice he okay wot got his cock back

Thankyou
 
first ... that guy is kinda a creep. also he almost always wears tight clothes to make sure his cock shows .. so it isn't surprising that this was noticed during the "patdown".
 
Corny said:
first ... that guy is kinda a creep. also he almost always wears tight clothes to make sure his cock shows .. so it isn't surprising that this was noticed during the "patdown".
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awesum

anywaywayay

thankyou

happy ornins or wen it tuesday
 
Corny said:
first ... that guy is kinda a creep. also he almost always wears tight clothes to make sure his cock shows .. so it isn't surprising that this was noticed during the "patdown".
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I don't know about "creep" but last I heard he was a professional writer reviewing video games (euphemism for "unemployed?") still living with his mother. I am not a groupie though so maybe he's moved on and I didn't know.

However I think he probably only wears the tight pants because they ask him to for interviews. And though he could avoid interviews about his penis, somebody has to have the world's largest and I don't think he should be restricted to baggy pants just because other people snicker about something normal to him. He should not have to make any special effort to hide his penis any more than any man, and you can usually tell that a man has a penis in his pants somewhere.

Anyway good for him for talking about it. It's a harmless and charming biological fact. Might as well demystify it.
 
Not in relation to anything else, but I find him a little hot - he could lose some weight though.
And, yeah, the tight outfits are a bit putting off.
I wonder why he rejected porn when he's proud to show it off (indirectly).
 
freefall said:
Not in relation to anything else, but I find him a little hot.
Although, yeah, the tight outfits are a bit putting off.
I wonder why he rejected porn when he's proud to show it off (indirectly).
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If a magazine interviewed a woman with the world's biggest boobies, would they say "please wear this duffel coat for the photo shoot!" or if they interviewed the world's tallest man, would they have him sit down for the cameras? I'm pretty sure he has appeared bake on screen. But maybe he wants to keep some things private.

He hasn't done porn because every man has a line he won't cross. (Mine is about 2/3 of the way down his shaft. Haahah!!! I'm kidding. )
 
He's online on several sports forums and let me tell ya,lookwise he might not do good for porn but the drama he would bring would fit right in.
 
^You're talking as though there would be a reality TV show with the title, "THE BIGGEST DICK: LONGER, HUGER, UNCUT" :lol:

Oops, that's from South Park #-o
 
Ninja108 said:
He's online on several sports forums and let me tell ya,lookwise he might not do good for porn but the drama he would bring would fit right in.
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not only sports forums. also gaymer forums. and yeah .. as I said .. imho he is not a pleasant indidivual. check some of the videos/interviews he does and decide for yourself.
 
Corny said:
not only sports forums. also gaymer forums. and yeah .. as I said .. imho he is not a pleasant indidivual. check some of the videos/interviews he does and decide for yourself.
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I sadly had online interactions with him on one of the forums I use to go to. He is a huge prick..and I'm not talking about the one between his legs.
 
ans think it happy endin
* yes it a found still attach *
^ so pat wot ya gonna find next time? ^
& is da world round &

ans world tick by anoda day

anywaywayay

thankyou

adjust sign on moon
 
#-o

When I first read the title of this thread I misread it and thought....

'Who is Pat Down?' :confused: 'How has he found the largest penis?' :confused: 'Is he a professional dick hunter?' :confused:

!oops!
 
He's..sort of disgusting to me. He creeps me out. Maybe it's the look he always has on his face or his attitude, but I feel gross whenever I see him. Society is too hung up on the big penis thing anyway...
 
That has always been the world's largest waste of the world's largest cock in my opinion.

Jonah Falcon is a very odd duck. And a guy on whom it barely matters how big his cock is - because I don't know who would suck it.

As for the TSA "pat down"?

It sounds like one of Falcon's own publicity stunts or "reports". I highly doubt that any TSA agent would bother or even much need to pat it down. And if he did, well, I feel sorry for him (the TSA agent, I mean).
 
so da 13 ans 1/2 cock thread no make da top 100 all time internet 2 threads?

anyway

luvley day taday

thankyou
 
Mr-Brooding said:
He's..sort of disgusting to me. He creeps me out. Maybe it's the look he always has on his face or his attitude, but I feel gross whenever I see him. Society is too hung up on the big penis thing anyway...
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Huntneo(PT) said:
Something about him disturbs me.
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I can see this vibe

....my guess is he's actually a crushingly shy awkward private person who doesn't know how to be at ease with his fame but is still trying to crushingly shyly awkwardly make use of his fame to open doors for him socially that he's too afraid to walk through in any other way.
 
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