Pat Robertson Steps Down

[rareboy]

Your thoughts on Patti are much nicer than mine. Way less f bombs.

You have no idea of the hateful curses I call down on this pustulant bag of shit.

Some of them are so dark, they have made his master, the Lord of the Flies, say 'Enough...even I can't listen to curses as dark and violent as these'.

 

[belamyi]

Royalties...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You have no idea of the hateful curses I call down on this pustulant bag of shit.

Some of them are so dark, they have made his master, the Lord of the Flies, say 'Enough...even I can't listen to curses as dark and violent as these'.

Without an item that belonged to him or an emblem to represent his likeness you're only howling curses at the wind.

 

[jockofstrap]

Every penny he has ever conned he will take with him.

 

[cabinfever]

I didn't realize he was still alive.

 

[belamyi]

^ Depends on your definition of "alive".

 

[Outlooker]

Well, y'know, he stepped down because the Lord spoke to him the other night (God talks to him a lot) and said, "You'll always be my favorite guy, Pat, but it's time to hand things over to your son in that money-making scam of yours, 'cause, Patty, you're 91 years old now, and it's been a long time since you started losing your marbles, and anyway, you'll soon be sitting beside me in the celestial hereafter-land, so stop making a fool of yourself and get out of that racket now."*

*quote verified by authorized heaven-hacker