Payback Is his cock down my throat

[DirtyLilBitchBoie6669]

So first off, I don't plan on writing a whole long story, just venting about a little orange skank ass oompa-loompa. This is 100% true.

I had a best friend friend in high school, we talked everyday from the first day of Freshmen year to the last day of Senior year. We talked all summer about college. then the day she started classes at UW, I called her and she said we couldnt be friends anymore because she "didn't hang with loser queers like me".

I cried for hours because she was practically my sister and if she didn't like me who the hell could?!

I was depressed for weeks, I was a ghost, I stopped partying, studying, and what little sleep I got, was full of her taunting me and abandoning me.

One day my roommate walked up to and smacked the shit outta me. He lectured me about how I was acting for hours until I snapped and beat his ass. It only lasted about 5 minutes and he never touched me, he just sat up smiled and said "Welcome back Bitch"

I smiled for the first time in months that day. I was back and the little bitch, lets call her Arriana, would pay!!

I found out that she had a serious boyfriend and hatched my little plan. Me and him started hanging out and evrytime he said Arriana was coming, I would bail.

Over the school year we got really close, I was amazed that my plan was working so well!

My Sophmore year, his Junior year and we were celebrating his 21st birthday. Arriana was out of town visiting her parents so she wasn't a problem. He refused to get drunk until he could do it with his girlfriend. He slipped up and said the wrong name!! He had been planning on dumping the whore because, drum roll please.......... HE WAS GAY!!!!!!!!

Turns out she was an experiment. He asked me how he should do it and I told him about why I had always avoided being around her. He was pissed that I had used him but I apologized real nice like and we finished my plan, Mission: Complete.

He got her to video chat with him a couple nights later and he told her he wanted to put on a special show for her.

I, or should I say, we were the show.

He was jacking off and about 5 minutes later I pop up in front of the web cam and remind her who I am. She screamed alot than, so I stood up, walked over to the bed and gave Dan (Skank's EX- boyfriend) a blow job. He was moaning and talking dirty as fuck (use your imagination) until he came down my throat. I crawled up his body and kissed him hard on the mouth with Arriana still crying in the background. Dan looked straight at the camera, got up completely naked walked to the computer and said, and I quote "It's over bitch, congratulations, you turned me gay" turned off the camera and fucked me. Hard.

Me and dan have been together ever since and Arriana transferred to a new school after the semester was over.

Thank you so much to anyone who read this and I hope I didn't somehow disappoint anyone.

 

[gay boy 123]

Good story, but add more detail and make it longer.

 

[Bodhi1]

I would also like more detail added to this hot story ... What does Dan look like? What is his ass like? And his cock? cut or uncut? Long, short, fat or what??? How soon did he come? How much did he come? Were you naked too? Did he touch you at all? Love to have those details so I can picture it live ...

 

[Horschallen]

perfect revenge in a devious way!

 

[DirtyLilBitchBoie6669]

So a few people wanted more detail to my revenge so I'm just gonna go into details about the web cam part. soo...tada?


'Don't laugh,Don't laugh, Don't laugh' that was my temporary motto as Dan sweet talked Carrot Cake.

"Babe I've missed you so much, I get so horny and it just sucks to not have you here to, take care of me" Dan's seductive voice floated through the air making me shudder lightly.

"Aww baby you know I wish I could be there with you, but you know how important family is to me". Ugh, that high pitched nasally sound escaped her collagen filled (Yeah, most of the whore was FAKE) lips.

You know baby, I've always wanted to try giving a little performance to someone with my web cam..." Dan's smile lit up the room practically blinding me, almost as bright as the love I felt for him.

WAIT! Did I just say- err think, the L- word??!! oh god I did. I love him. A slow smile stretched across my face.

As Dan got up slowly stretching all 6 feet 2 inches of his tan lean body stretching and showing a sliver of his delicious abs. God I want to lick him.

He slowly walked to the bed, looking seductively at Fake and Bake, winking at me.

"Oooh baby, you're getting me all hot". Seriously, I kinda wish she was here so someone could shove a dildo down her throat. Or punch her in the day glow orange lifted face. I mean really every time I see her, my first thought is 'Nip, tuck, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?'

"Yeah baby tell me how hot I make you." His soft yet demanding voice filled my ears as he lounged on his bed. I don't know when but his shirt came off at some point and his dark brown nipples were peaked in the cold room.

I'm not gonna tell you what Tanorexia Nervosa said because she made some of my favorite words sound so... dirty. *SHUDDER*

Oh god he's naked and his cock is so goddamn big and its still soft and its like 7 damn inches big and fat and uncut and its unreal and I. FUCKING. NEED. IT. NOW!

I stood up from my position on the floor and nodded at Dan letting him know it was time. He started to stroke his cock slowly and holy JESUS it was growing! It was at least 2 inches bigger than the previously 7 incher and I can't wait to suck him down my throat.

"Ari, I have a huge surprise for you. Close you're eyes please." Oh Dan, always polite, even when we're burning an Oompa Loompa.

So her eyes closed I quickly stood up and sat in the computer chair making sure to not make a noise.

"Open you're eyes baby." Dan said gently, you could hear the laugh in his voice. I took a quick peek at him, smiling, and was almost mesmerized by his body, still stroking his cock.

Arriana (I can't only use nicknames for her) opened her greedy eyes and was confused by what she saw. She obviously didn't recognize me.

"Hi Anna. Remember me? I'm the 'Loser Queer' you stopped being friends with after SIX FUCKING YEARS!!" I had to remind myself to keep the scowl on my face as laughter bubbled up in my chest.

Her big (fake) green eyes widened and her mouth dropped opened slightly.

Again she found a way to make my favorite words all twisted and icky. Basically she used some ever so generic homophobic speech and told me I would pay if I touched her Danny.

Dan (How the fuck is he still stroking his dick. DID IT FUCKING GROW!) looked up then and looked Baby Carrot in the eye and told her "Don't worry baby, he won't lay a finger on me. His mouth and ass will be all over my cock soon though. As a matter of fact, get your mouth over here, I've been going slow for too damn long and I want to fuck your hot little mouth. Now!" The mix of his tone and his words was like a mini orgasm in itself.

I turned to Too Short To Reach the Top Shelf At The Grocery Store and winked. "I fucking love it when he gets all aggressive in bed, don't you?" At this point she was crying and shaking and I think I saw her older brother Peter jacking off and staring at Dan.

I got up and stripped off my shirt throwing it in the chair and crawling up Dan's long tan legs, licking and kissing both legs until I reached the grand prize. I slowly took all of Dan into my mouth and inhaling the scent of his groin, moaning around the cock in my mouth.

"Yeah baby, suck my fucking cock you little whore. God I love it when I'm all cozy in your throat." His talk got dirtier and dirtier and soon I loved every word Fake Tan Smurf had made icky.

"NOO!! DANNY I LOVE YOU!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW AND I'LL CALL THE COPS AND YOU CAN SAY HE RAPED YOU!!"

I gagged at the last comment. Dan looked concerned until he saw me silently laughing with drool and precome covering my face.

Dan looked straight at the camera, got up completely naked walked to the computer and said, and I quote "It's over bitch, congratulations, you turned me gay"

Arriana just bolted out of her room and was replaced by Peter jacking off to our little show.

"Don't stop sucking slut, If I don't feel your lips on my cock in 5 seconds I swear you won't cum for a month!" Ungh. that commanding voice again. My head was bobbing in no time and Dan sighed in contentment.

Now I'm either reallygood or really bad because Dan still hasn't cum. He's leaking precome like a fucking fire hose but he hasn't cum yet.

Suddenly Dan grabs my head, slams his cock down my throat 3 more times and unleashes a monsoon down my throat. 11 spurts later and We've both cum. Poor Peter nearly had a heart attack and is sitting passed out with his pants around his ankles and come dripping off of his body.

We laid together until I felt Dan's erection poking me. I smiled at him and asked very politely "Dan, will you screw me until the only word I know is 'Dan' ?" See, very innocent, I didn't cuss once.

Dan's calloused hands roughly gripped my ass and said "It would be my pleasure to make you my personal whore, and I won't be giving you up anytime soon". Always the gentleman that Dan is. And trust me he still hasn't given me back.

So there you have it. The detailed story of how Dan and I got revenge on a plastic surgery nightmare. Tell me what you thought about it and again, this is 1000% real. Some of the dialogue is blurry but That's the gist of it

 

[TimWhite07]

WOW.......

Ok omg that has got to be the hottest revenge i have ever heard of. The first post alone was great. but the detail of the second one sent it over the top.

Bravo. . . . . . Bravo. . . . .

 

[Autolycus]

Well, that is something different - like an article from True Confessions.

And they say there is nothing like a woman scorned!

 

[DonQuixote]

This was a great tale of sticking it to her by sticking yourself, and in SUCH an Enjoyable Way!

The first rendition sounded like you managed to vent the anger and hurt you felt; the re-write/enhanced version of the latter part of the evening helped transform that angst into a hot literary tale, too.

Thank you for sharing, and being willing to rework your life experiences into more powerfully descriptive words.

Recently, someone took me to task because I made a comment about a poster's short, true life narrative not being much into the "plot development" or words to that effect - complete with the quotes.

I was, of course, kidding him for cutting straight to the hot sex scene, as opposed to taking his time to work us all into sex-crazed frenzies, as some authors manage. The poster just said "it's Real Life, duh!" You have demonstrated that, with a little thought, "Real Life" can be presented in a MOST Appealing way!

It's not a tale of getting even, but take a look at Trevor's Year and I Thought I Knew for some examples of "Real Life" as literary masters in the genre.

We'd love to hear more about your interpersonal relationship.

I'm glad you had an opportunity to vent, and that you were willing to share it with us.

 

[TimWhite07]

Don if your refereing to me, I hope you know that I was just kidding. You know I love you.

And yes true life can be told in the hottest way imaginable or the most boring way. Dirty did a great job telling his life story, just like HR does for the guys he writes about.

And yes dirty I agree with Don, I would love to hear more about your relationship, that is if you are willing to share.

 

[Toadcaptain]

UW is on the quarter system

 

[latinoguy19]

Love it. More more more

 

[Bodhi1]

Scorching hot!!! So ... you gave him a hot blow job on cam ... by any chance, did you record it? I would LOVE to see it ...

If I say "pretty please" is there a chance you can post a copy??? or email me one??? I promise I won't tell a soul ...

 

[Agoateeguy]

what outrageous good fun that all was...