Seriously though, theres way too much emphasis out there on this statistic, whether it's real or not.
The jokes and poked fun?  I love it.  
The guys passing me by?  Not so much.
The surprised look boys get when they finally get to open my fly?  The ensuing comments?  I could do without it (I do get a smug satisfaction from it, however).  Problem is, it's never a pleasantly surprised look, its a SHOCKED one- and I'm not even that big!  It's kind of a turn-off, and takes away even more from any romance in sex.
The last guy I was with said (IN BED!!

 ) "oh wow, you're not asian!," to which I replied, "it's cause I've been eating MacDonalds all my life."  (an inside joke, which came from alllllllll the fun he poked at me after he kept asking me how big my dick was, and I finally answered honestly)  
Ah well, it's life.  Funny thing is, one of his female friends said the same exact phrase 

 - "oh wow, she's not asian!" when she saw my sister's facebook picture (she's well endowed in the chest area).
This dynamic only adds to the fact that I'd get better ass if I wagged my penis around everywhere, but I'm not gonna do that.  I'm also not posting a number online...

  theres just loads wrong with that.  Seriously.
To top it all off, I'm 5'3". 
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   You can imagine how that would worsen the situation.  It all works out in the end though, cause I want to end up with a guy who would love me juuuuuuuust as much if I had that teeny iensy weenie.