Penis size argument turns into shootout

[blackbeltninja]

Comments over penis size leads to massacre

Something about size mattering to really bang your head into a wall over, Croynan.

Three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday.

An officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: "The white man went to the toilet and the Indian guy followed him. While in the urinal, the Indian man told the white man that his penis was bigger than his (that of the white man).

"The white man left the urinal and told his friends about what had happened and this is when the argument started."

Vulgarities were exchanged and then a group of five Indian men left the restaurant and all five returned with firearms.

A senior staff member at restaurant, confirming the shooting said that the initial argument had been over genitals.

"That's what initiated it (the argument) and it obviously got out of hand. That's all I'm prepared to say," he said speaking on condition of anonymity.

None of the staff members or suspects were injured in the shooting. - Sapa

Full article at the top link; related article and fallout here and here. Equally bizarre - two of the guys who did the shooting are policemen.

And people wonder why Africa is going to Hell in a handbasket.

-d-

 

[G-Lexington]

Obviously, the white guy hadn't seen the right porn films. That was the cue for him to slowly turn around and begins troking, to the strains of crappy synthesizer music. The night was supposed to end in shooting, but not that kind.

Lex

 

[gsdx]

This is one of those stories that I simply cannot wrap my head around. It's one of those things you dream about in a nightmare and think, "That can never happen."

 

[Jeimuzu]

Obviously, the white guy hadn't seen the right porn films. That was the cue for him to slowly turn around and begins troking, to the strains of crappy synthesizer music. The night was supposed to end in shooting, but not that kind.

Lex

Beat me to it. I was thinking it was gonna be a cheesy porn joke.

 

[Willie Boy]

This is one of those stories that I simply cannot wrap my head around. It's one of those things you dream about in a nightmare and think, "That can never happen."

Are you saying your head sin't big enough to wrap around this? Please don't shoot me now!


Sorry about that. After reading about people getting shot over such a trivial thing, I got really depressed and my defense mechanism kicked in (I make jokes)

 

[G-Lexington]

^ WWFMD?

Lex

 

[Willie Boy]

^ WWFMD?

Lex

Frankie would have gotten down on his knees in front of me and suck the depression right out of me. Sadly, after a heavy fucking, the poor boy was so exhausted, he's STILL asleep!

 

[G-Lexington]

WWTRFMDNTOIYFI?

Lex

 

[Ram]

nevermind.......

 

[Absolut]

I am a troll. I like being fed.

All my troll food is cooked using a pinch of stupid, or a slice of religion, a dash of belief, and an abscence of fact.

Stupid Indians!

(Buys some skin bleach).

Indians have tiny inadequate dicks anyway, they were just jealous and stupid and trying to make themselves appear more manly because of their micropenises.

I hate my small dick, so I will pretend it is bigger then Marleys and shoot him if he disagrees.

Then I will feel manly and adequate.

Guess what Cum_Slave? You just validated the fact, from your own mouth, that you are a troll that requests emotional responses from other members.

I am sick of this, as are many, many members.

Try it one more time, and, regardless of the "support" you have from members of JUB, you will be branded the new "troll" of JUB - evident from the post above, regardless if you were "kidding" or not.

However, the comments you've made, regardless if you are "kidding," have the intent to bait other members into responding to you.

It's getting old. I've seen it before, as have a multitude of other members.

Oh wait - JUB needs to have freedom of speech - understandably. But when it comes in the form of your posts, no wonder people want to leave.

Why don't you give religion, race, and politics a rest on this forum? It'd be in the best interest of both yourself and everyone else who is fleeing JUB.

Thanks.

 

[Ram]

^ Thank you, Abs, thank you.

 

[Soilwork]

See, and gay guys would solve it like men... whip them out, play around a bit.. compare length and girth and volume of cum... how long you could hold off after getting blown by two Indian men...

I mean really.. straight guys are so clueless.

 

[G-Lexington]

Ah, yes, I was counting the minutes until the old "the mods have it out for me" argument was dragged out. I do hope you brought along its companion piece. You know, the one about the mods being power-mad. They do so make an attractive set.

Lex

 

[Absolut]

I have already asked this myself plenty of times, but it was never outruled. Have I made a point at long last after everyone else has already gotten away with doing just this?

I don't understand this statement.

The mods have never taken action against anyone else that discusses these things, why should I be the only one penalised because of it?

When you can state that again as a fact, let me know. Because, despite what you think, things go on between other members that you don't know about.

I would gladly like it to be made against the rules to discuss race religion and politics in hot topics thanks.

Agreed, to a point. There is a difference between discussing race, religion, and politics, and taking those subjects and turning it into a personal attack on the poster. It's inevitable, because people don't attack ideas - they attack the person.

But, on the flip side, members would cry "Censorship! Mayhem! I demand justice! I will not be denied speaking my mind on these topics!" if they were taken away.

Plus, what would we read in the meantime?

 

[Absolut]

I have asked many, many times for race religion and politics to be excluded from hot topics, but it never was and most users disliked the idea so I started making 'examples' of them that equally annoy everyone else.

What a great way to make yourself known here.

I know that other users have been excluded from baiting as a fact because I have PM'ed mods about users that everyone thought were baiting, but I was told 'They arent breaking the rules'.

I didn't know supporters could PM all 100,000 plus members to get a consensus that "everyone thought" members were baiting other members.

In the absence of race religion and politics, I would be reading stuff that isnt based on race religion or politics. Thats a lot of stuff to talk about still.

Agreed.

And if people are so offended by my posts, they can just put me on ignore right? According to the mods, that is all you have to do, use the ignore button and the problem goes away.

Right.

 

[Willie Boy]

why should I be the only one penalised because of it?

Funny choice of words on a thread about an argument about penis size leading to a gun battle.

The whole problem was that apparently the guy with the larger penis (and his friends) were "penalized" for being too large!