PETA: suggests cake to replace groundhog on Groundhog Day

[me203]

Earlier, I saw a news story about PETA suggesting that Punxsutawney Phil be allowed to retire, and that PETA could provide a vegan cake that would predict the advent of spring.

PETA suggests 'weather reveal' cake to replace famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil

PETA is pitching an edible alternative to Punxsutawney Phil predicting the weather this upcoming Groundhog Day: A cake that when cut is blue or pink.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Peloso]

They always pick the wrong battles.

 

[Vannie]

May I suggest a rich chocolate ganache.

Fuck the weather.

 

[eddielee]

I never take suggestions from PETA.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Why is cake catching strays? I support cake in any and all endeavors. There's no way this can be a terrible idea as long as they allow the public to choose the flavor and it's not like matcha tea leaf vanilla almond milk cake.

 

[peeonme]

I fully support the right of PETA to make this suggestion, and I totally disagree with the idea.

 

[LilBit]

Why is cake catching strays? I support cake in any and all endeavors. There's no way this can be a terrible idea as long as they allow the public to choose the flavor and it's not like matcha tea leaf vanilla almond milk cake.

Well, if PETA is making it, it's gonna be vegan.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I gather the cake is going to be made with soy groundhog?

Impossible!

 

[Vannie]

Think cabbage.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Think cabbage.

With GANACHE?!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Well, if PETA is making it, it's gonna be vegan.

Unpopular opinion: vegan cake is improving in flavor and isn't completely terrible. Do we not remember 20 years ago when healthfood tasted like cardboard? Not the case anymore. I'm with PEPPA on this one, or whatever their name is. Vegan cake is still cake.

I'm playing devil's advocate, my slice is going in the trash and I'm gonna pull a Twix out my bra.

 

[unloadonme]

Well, it's a lovely sunny day here, so any groundhogs that happen to be around will definitely see their shadows.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Not that it matters.

The "groundhog test" has been wrong more than half the time.

 

[LilBit]

Unpopular opinion: vegan cake is improving in flavor and isn't completely terrible. Do we not remember 20 years ago when healthfood tasted like cardboard? Not the case anymore. I'm with PEPPA on this one, or whatever their name is. Vegan cake is still cake.

I'm playing devil's advocate, my slice is going in the trash and I'm gonna pull a Twix out my bra.

Oh, I've had some fantastic vegan cakes.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, I've had some fantastic vegan cakes.

I'll give them "not terrible" for cakes. I've had some orgasmic vegan burgers, they haven't conquered the dessert world yet. you know that's my home queendom.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

I've never forgiven PETA for their 2007 "Sea Kitten" campaign for renaming fish.

 

[Kahaih]

How much fuck
would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck chucked a fuck?​

 

[me203]

May I suggest a rich chocolate ganache.

Made, of course, with vegan cream!

 

[LilBit]

I'll give them "not terrible" for cakes. I've had some orgasmic vegan burgers, they haven't conquered the dessert world yet. you know that's my home queendom.

When I go to a Jewish wedding and the meal is meat, I know the cake's going to be terrible. For some reason, kosher bakeries haven't learned how to make good vegan cake.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I've never forgiven PETA for their 2007 "Sea Kitten" campaign for renaming fish.

Testing the boundaries of "at least their heart's in the right place."