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This half-hour British TV 'spoof' documentary from 2002 concerns the lives of a dysfunctional married couple, Peter and Flick. She had been engaged to Geoffrey, whom she describes as a 'medical giant' but tragically, he suddenly died. Peter, who would have been their best man, immediately proposed, so Flick married him instead. Unfortunately he turned out to be very small in every department, so much so that any normal marital relations with Peter are impossible, as certain personal and private conditions are caused in Flick's lower regions. However, she receives some consolation from her hunky masseur but continues to hanker after Geoffrey. In fact, he is buried in their garden and, as Peter explains: "He's actually buried straight down into the ground, wearing his riding outfit, perfectly erect." To which Flick replies: "How I like to remember him." ... 
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