Phallic-shaped church to get fig leaf

[Corny]

Apparently you missed the image from the day when they were flushing their fire-hydrant ...

 

[Kulindahr]

Apparently you missed the image from the day when they were flushing their fire-hydrant ...

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Whoa.

Is that for real?

 

[Corny]

No, it's sorcery

 

[maxpowr9]

Ugh, fig leaves are an "puritanical" thing. My Catholic Church has a nude Adam and Eve portrait.

 

[Kulindahr]

No, it's sorcery

 

[frankfrank]

Looks like a lipstick container.

Making this thread mostly safe for work, aren't we?

 

[Kulindahr]

Making this thread mostly safe for work, aren't we?

On second thought, it looks more like a bicycle pump.

 

[White Eagle]

Apparently you missed the image from the day when they were flushing their fire-hydrant ...

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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

 

[bike10]

Cut or uncut?

 

[chrisrobin]

Ugh, fig leaves are an "puritanical" thing. My Catholic Church has a nude Adam and Eve portrait.

That's really disgusting!



Oh, by the way...why is Satan portrayed as a woman? Just askin'.

 

[Kulindahr]

^ I think that's one of those depictions where Lilith butts in.

 

[White Eagle]

^ I think that's one of those depictions where Lilith butts in.

Lilith Cramer?

 

[White Eagle]

That's really disgusting!



Oh, by the way...why is Satan portrayed as a woman? Just askin'.

Was Eve interrupted from sucking off Adam? And why are her muscles almost as big as Adams.

 

[Kulindahr]

Lilith Cramer?

??? Who?

 

[Seasoned]

I like how the oak tree is blamed as if it would look less like a dick if it wasn't curved.

 

[White Eagle]

??? Who?

Sorry, that must have been a brain fart. Lilith Crane. Frazier Crane's x.

 

[White Eagle]

I like how the oak tree is blamed as if it would look less like a dick if it wasn't curved.

Another brain fart almost happened. I thought you was talking about the tree in the Adam & Eve painting. It should be an Apple tree but looks like a fig tree.

On second thought, since there are no apple trees in S Texas, I don't know what an apple tree looks like.

 

[Kulindahr]

Sorry, that must have been a brain fart. Lilith Crane. Frazier Crane's x.

Might even be the Lilith from Genesis....

 

[palemale]

If it was a Catholic church, it would be named St. Johnson.

 

[chrisrobin]

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I'm not necessarily complaining, but before this marvelous work of architecture was erected (so to speak) didn't anyone bother to look at the blueprints? If he did, kudos to him. Has the church been officially named? My vote goes to St. Peter.