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Tell the guy what I tell phone sex callers..."If I want to have phone sex, I'll set my cell to vibrate, stuff it in my pants, then call myself from my land line. But thanks anyway!"
He's coming to my house tonight. He said he's gonna stop and pick up some Magnums first....
Your comeback should have been, "Gee thanks. And pick up some slim-fits for yourself while you're there."



Next time it'll be no lube and no condomThis happens to me as well. The only difference is that I'm quite sure my friends are straight.
The first one started calling me "honey" and stuff like that, and progressed to him telling me he wanted to have sex with me; at first I didn't know if he was joking or not, so I tested the waters, I played along and said a lot of things to make him uncomfortable, on purpose. If he told me "when are you gonna see me baby?" or something like that, I would answer "come here right now and let me fuck you from behind". If he kept going I would know there was something there, if he didn't I would know he was joking. He didn't keep going.
It got to the poing where he playfully called me queer or fag, and I didn't like that so one day I said, "you know, it seems like you're a bigger faggot than I am cuz you're always talking about gays, you're obsessed" he laughed it off, but I could tell he was so embarassed. He has never joked or disrespected me since and that makes me happy.
The second guy is a friend of his and lately he's been calling me "my love" and treating me like I was a girl. The other day I told him I wanted to dry-hump his ass and he laughed and stopped bothering me. Everytime he says something, I'll say something even worse, so he knows that he better not joke like that, cuz if he does, I'm dead serious about fucking him.








