Pick One of these men to take home...

[PKMO]

I think #2 looks like he'd be the best in the sack.

#1 looks like he'd be all about self satisifaction, and once he was done he would go and make a sandwich for himself while you finish yourself off. Then he wouldn't even offer you some of the sandwich.
#3 looks like one of those good looking guys who just doesn't know what he's doing when it comes to private parts.
#4 looks like he'd be quite mechanical. Like he has a sex schedule and plan he sticks to religiously.
#5 looks like a guy where the chemistry just wouldn't be there. It would just be awkward throughout

#2 looks like he's thinking "I know we're going to fuck, you know we're gonna fuck, should I whip it out now or wait until we're alone?"

 

[EuroSoccer]

I don't really fancy any of them.
Their faces are quite boring.
But if I have to choose I would go for #2 because of his BBC

 

[Beachguyj]

#2 looks like he's smuggling a grapefruit, so I may have to change my vote to him.

I picked 5 he is the best all around good looking. 1 is very cute, but he is making a cocky face.

 

[G-Lexington]

They presumably would all be just fine in bed, but I went with #4. Something about his face says he'd be worth chatting with afterwards.

Lex

 

[streetblackcock99]

I'm finna be the bukkake pig they all cum on tbh

 

[G-Lexington]

Whenever it's one of these threads, the bodies tend to run together in my mind. I don't disapprove of any of them, but I've got pretty open tastes when it comes to body types. I might be in the mood for a larger guy, or a more muscular guy, or a hairier guy at any given moment. But whenever it's a picture of a bunch of guys like this, they tend to have roughly the same body type. There won't suddenly be a fatter guy there, or a much shorter guy, or one guy with a lot of body hair. So I just sort of lump them together on that basis, and go looking for something else to spark my interest.

Lex

 

[refujiunderground]

guy numbre uno.

 

[Ram]

I will take no.2 and no.5 as they were looking at the camera. The other three boys probably spotted a 50% discount on whey protein or something. They look like the kind of guys you need to jiggle a bunch of keys next to the camera to get them to look at the right direction.

 

[G-Lexington]

Maybe it's really warm where Jason is, and he could really use the shade?

And Ram, I went with #4 because I read his expression as "They're going to post this picture on a gay website for horny guys to rate, aren't they?"

Lex

 

[DigitalFudge]

I'd probably find the photographer more attractive than these clones.

 

[Ram]

I'm 99.999% sure 1, 3, and 4 were looking at another one of the many other cameras in the room.

Thank you for taking my post seriously. If it weren't for your facts and statistics, I would have never noticed the flaw in my theory.

 

[Ram]

And Ram, I went with #4 because I read his expression as "They're going to post this picture on a gay website for horny guys to rate, aren't they?"
Lex

I went with no.5. He took the initiative to stand in the other direction. A+ for effort and thinking out of the box. Someone was listening in modeling school. Plus his underwear was the only that was not randomly picked from the $1 dollar bin.

 

[Castix]

Definitely #4 he's hot and has such a great body But he does seem to be the flattest down south though

 

[Rubber Rat]

Number two. He's a hottie!

 

[Ram]

I am a little sad that no.3 is not getting any love. Personally, I think he is the only one that is worth dating. No.1 is hot but clearly a douchebag. He would probably ask you to clean your tongue before rimming him because he doesn't want to dirty his asshole with your tongue. I would probably have sex with him when I hate myself and there is nothing in the fridge that I stuff myself with.

 

[bankside]

I could accommodate all five at once if hand jobs count.
















p.s., they count...

Numbers 3 & 5 are getting jerked off while I'm in the middle of a Number 1 and 4 sandwich. Number 1 looks like getting fucked would do him some good so I'd help him out while number 4 climbs on my back. Actually I think it would but Number 1 a bit that 4 was fucking me instead of 1….which amuses me. Number 2 gets the blow job. He looks most likely to enjoy watching all of this happen, and I think a blow job would give him the best view.

If I am forced to pick just one, they're all hot and a couple have really magnificent chests and or shoulders. But only 5 & 2 are looking right into the camera. And while 5 is looking at you, 2 is looking into you.

 

[Gay Angel]

I'll take Number 1's body with Number 5's head, thanks

 

[Ram]

This is a really awkward sentence. Stuff yourself with food as in eat it or stuff your butt with food because you can't find cock.

I don't even know. I am running on 1hr of sleep. Don't judge me.

You know what I am talking about.

 

[G-Lexington]

I like bankside's idea of taking them all on. But I don't like the idea of taking them all on at once. That's like throwing your Thanksgiving dinner in a blender and drinking it all at once. One at a time, with plenty of time in between. These things should be savored. And of course, once I'm done, I'll report my findings here so I can tell you which one(s) YOU should choose.

Lex

 

[Beachguyj]

Which one of the 5 guys is wearing the lightest shade of flip flops?












here is a clue

which of these lines is longer?