Piggy's Playpen

[Triple G]

^ flings it at Willie.

 

[Lefty]

^
leaving poor altzheimer inflicted piggy homeless to add to his bing sick,

friendless, uncared for and broke.

 

[Triple G]

I will take care of Piggy. Just come back.

 

[Lefty]

I just got an e-mail from a friend that says he just saw an ad on e-bay

from some guy in Earp California looking for a Gas Bar-B-Que with rotisserie

attachments and he signed as GiGGles....should we be concerned?

 

[Triple G]

Lies, lies, all lies.

 

[Lefty]

You know how you can tell if a person in EARP CA is lying?




his lips move.....must be chemicals from Lake Havasu.

 

[Triple G]

^ ok, how????

 

[dynk]

All Points Bulletin has been put out for Mr. Piggy

 

[Triple G]

Attention all patrols -- watch for Mr. Piggy. He is reported as missing for over three weeks. Described as pink and roundish with a curly tail.. May squeal and run when confronted. Has been known to associate with rabbits. He is unarmed and huggable.
Handle with love.

 

[Lefty]

Mr. Porcine Jub of the USA has been arrested by Cuban Authorities in the Bay
of Pigs. The ubiquitous half naked (no garments below the waist) International porn star and part time school teacher, was charged with several counts to include pandering, solicitation and filming of beastiality vignettes with an ex- child Tv and Movie star whose real name is Polly Porker. Ms. Porker has fallen
on hard times recently and has experienced devastating and irrepairable
financial losses to her Sesame Street Condo/Apartment complex in the area of
Bed Sty-vescent New York.

Mr. Jub also faces charges of catering without a license and proctoring Sexual
Awareness and Educaton classes on Cubano beaches. Cubas' Director for
Life General Raul Castro avered that this blemish to his fair island will not go
unpunished and the amoral perpretators will be spitted and trussed to the fullest extent permissable by law.

Mr. Jub (who is unavailable for comment) has referred all inquiries to his world
class criminal barrister "dynk" Lowell. Further information and pictures plus an
edited video tape will be released Monday.



(hope this is in fun)

 

[Triple G]

^

 

[Lefty]

Thanks 3G. Sometimes I wonder why I even try to entertain here, (it actually

does take a bit more effort than the few words/make a posts) but when some

one says they enjoyed it, it is worthwhile and validating. Oh, and fun too.

Thanks again.

Two things,

1. Did you find the gray answer? 2 Enjoyed your APB addendum

 

[Triple G]

Lefty, you do take time and craft fun posts. I did not find the grey answer. Can't talk now. ^ Have to board the Space Shuttle for the Piggy search team.

 

[BillyT]

Is this the one?

 

[piggyman]

Yes. Thanks. lol

 

[BillyT]

Your old post have been deleted. They cleaned out deleted members post.

 

[piggyman]

I see that. Oh well.

 

[Cormac135]

Yeah i lost over a 100.000

 

[piggyman]

Sheds a tear. Nah. It's all good.