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I may also get a hard on when I see someone else urinate. On me that is.

Urban Dictionary said:2. morning wood
Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I may also get a hard on when I see someone else urinate. On me that is.
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might it not be advisable to see a doctor and have things checked out instead of inquiring about such an important issue on an open forum?
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Chance.
I'm wondering whether you should post a picture of your condition for medical purposes, you understand, and we could advise you further on this issue.

Hmmm......"medical purposes"....![]()
Sit down and wee you silly dirty men.
Its so much cleaner.
I wake up in the middle of the night with them. Ugh! I have to stand at the toilet and let my boner go down before I can take a leak.
