Pissing with Uncut Boner

[Lostlover]

Does any other uncut posters have this problem? I wake up sometimes with a raging boner and I have to wait until I cool off before I can urinate because peeing with a uncut boner (at least for me) leaves pee all over the walls and floor.

 

[Dodger712]

Well I'm cut and I have the same problem so it isn't just the uncut. A boner is a boner. Hard to aim that sucker when it's at full mast.

 

[jameskelly]

Yes. Sometimes my pee goes in two opposite directions if I'm too hard to pull the skin down.

 

[ManLicker]

I think I see an entrepreneurial opportunity here... a handy deflector that would deploy when needed and keep the pee headed the right direction and keep the bathroom tidy. Perhaps an optional extra auto-jack to tame the raging wood at the source. Damn, I'm gonna make a billion...

 

[Corny]

Why would the circumcisions status make any difference here

Other than that .. sitting down helps

 

[Lefty]

Or they could sit on the pot and lean forward.

The head dipping into the cold water should ease

the boner enough to facilitate micturition.

 

[Lostlover]

Why would the circumcisions status make any difference here

Other than that .. sitting down helps

I don't know how being uncircumcised makes it worse as I've never been circumcised. All I know is that pee can come out with a boner. I was thinking the culprit for the misdirected pee is extra skin.

And I refuse to sit down like a woman to use the restroom.

 

[Corny]

Pull the skin back?

And do you shit standing, too?

But hey .. if you prefer to clean the walls instead of just sitting down once in the morning .. not sure what we are discussing here.

 

[sexxxivee]

Or they could sit on the pot and lean forward.

The head dipping into the cold water should ease

the boner enough to facilitate micturition.

Wait, you actually stick your dick IN the toilet water when you take a piss sitting down? I'm sorry, that just strikes me as pretty gross and unsanitary...

 

[Lefty]

sexxievee.....

It is not unsanitary, the water in the bowl is sanitized.

If I didn't lean over and dip it into the water, the urine

would spray all over and that would be much worse than

using a saniwipe when the mission is accomplished. Of course,

this assumes you have a regular toilet, it has been flushed and

you are not using a public convenience.

 

[mbamike]

Yelp! Been there. As Corny suggested, I sit down to pee.

 

[Lostlover]

Pull the skin back?

And do you shit standing, too?

But hey .. if you prefer to clean the walls instead of just sitting down once in the morning .. not sure what we are discussing here.

With morning wood, how can you pull the skin back. I usually have to hold Johnny down before I can piss.

Everyone shits sitting. Men generally piss standing. Last time I checked, I had balls and a cock.

 

[Lostlover]

Wait, you actually stick your dick IN the toilet water when you take a piss sitting down? I'm sorry, that just strikes me as pretty gross and unsanitary...

Same disgusting feeling here. The cold water will cool my raging hard-on down but at what cost? Poop particles on my cock?

And you cock touching the cold inside of the toilet bowl while you're sitting is also a very disgusting feeling too.

 

[sexxxivee]

sexxievee.....

It is not unsanitary, the water in the bowl is sanitized.

If I didn't lean over and dip it into the water, the urine

would spray all over and that would be much worse than

using a saniwipe when the mission is accomplished. Of course,

this assumes you have a regular toilet, it has been flushed and

you are not using a public convenience.

Like lefty said...poop particles. Sorry, still sounds pretty nasty to me. That water can't be that clean even with sanitized water, even after flushing...think of the shit (literally) on the surfaces of the toilet bowl...and even if the sanitized water does actually sanitize ALL the residues on your toilet, it's also pretty full of harmful industrial chemicals...I've NEVER heard of a guy doing this before and yeah, I am a girl so maybe I can't talk, but still, this sends a shudder up my spine.

 

[Lefty]

This could venture into disgusting rather quickly..While trying to avoid that,

lwt me address a few issues. Morning wood/Piss Hard On....assume contorted
positions (at oh dark thirty? sit on toilet lean forward until erection is pointing
down into bowl....for some, this forces a portion of the penis into the water.
or you can take a shower and piss in the stall. the commode is in your own
residence or someplace that your penis has already availed itself of ...well...
questionable samitation....Thank Proctor and Gamble or Clorox or whoever
for handi/sani wipes eh?

Now, as far as being a girl....you have to sit on the toilet at target or Walmart
or the sports field.........oh fuck, even the local jail. or McDonalds. Nope. I
think all said, I'll chance the wet dick rather than pissing all over myself...
and no wonder women are tougher that men.....toilet seat liners are far less
of a sure thing than condoms........oh yeah, and being a guy...I don't get
pregnant as easily either.

 

[sexxxivee]

This could venture into disgusting rather quickly..While trying to avoid that,

lwt me address a few issues. Morning wood/Piss Hard On....assume contorted
positions (at oh dark thirty? sit on toilet lean forward until erection is pointing
down into bowl....for some, this forces a portion of the penis into the water.
or you can take a shower and piss in the stall. the commode is in your own
residence or someplace that your penis has already availed itself of ...well...
questionable samitation....Thank Proctor and Gamble or Clorox or whoever
for handi/sani wipes eh?

Now, as far as being a girl....you have to sit on the toilet at target or Walmart
or the sports field.........oh fuck, even the local jail. or McDonalds. Nope. I
think all said, I'll chance the wet dick rather than pissing all over myself...
and no wonder women are tougher that men.....toilet seat liners are far less
of a sure thing than condoms........oh yeah, and being a guy...I don't get
pregnant as easily either.

First of all, on chancing the wet dick versus pissing all over yourself: urine at least has antiseptic qualities, so in my mind, i'd rather get piss on myself than get toilet water containing shit particles and afterwards dry out the skin on my (hypothetical) dick with alcoholic wipes...

Second of all, there aren't really any proven, reported cases of people catching things from toilet seats, so your liner point is pretty moot. Public toilets, while they can be nasty, aren't dangerous. Furthermore, it's called hovering...so my ass never touches a public toilet seat anyway. And even with a pussy instead of a dick , which generally sends pee everywhere when you're not sitting down, I've, with practice, learned to aim so that none of my piss hits my legs or anything when I'm hovering. Besides, the only reason I hover (given toilet seats are pretty safe if everyone just sits on them) is that I know like 80% of other girls hover too, so piss does get on the toilet seat. If everyone just sat down, I'd have no problem doing the same.

Third, my bf pisses in the morning with a hard on, and as long as he kind of bends forward over the toilet, he can tilt the dick down and keep a steady stream...and even if some piss does go astray, the toilet seat is up, so it's not that big a deal. If he can do it, I see no reason you should be giving your dick a nasty toilet water bath every morning and then harming your skin with most likely alcohol based wipes.

However, I know nothing I can say will probably sway your habits, and considering there's no chance I'm ever coming face to face with your dick, I'm just gonna drop it.

 

[Lefty]

Could'nt find the reports but there were two studies, One government

and one real that showed a properly maintained commode was more

sanitary than a 'clean' kitchen sink... Can females hover as well at the

Dew Drop Inn or the Peppermint Lounge..or even the Sports park after

quaffing the liquids necessary to require the 'facilities? At least with a

urinal we got something to help. (usually and hopefully) lol

 

[sexxxivee]

Could'nt find the reports but there were two studies, One government

and one real that showed a properly maintained commode was more

sanitary than a 'clean' kitchen sink... Can females hover as well at the

Dew Drop Inn or the Peppermint Lounge..or even the Sports park after

quaffing the liquids necessary to require the 'facilities? At least with a

urinal we got something to help. (usually and hopefully) lol

After years of practice, I can hover in ANY situation...lol. And no matter how well maintained the toilet, especially because I'm pretty sure you don't thoroughly clean the entire toilet after EVERY time you or any other member of your household takes a shit, it doesn't make it any less gross to take your dick for a swim in it every morning, to me, for several reasons that I've enumerated in previous posts. And considering the 'ew' factor, there are so many better options, including the one mentioned above where instead of sitting with your dick in the water, you also squat/hover so you're aimed right but not IN the water...

 

[Lefty]

sexie.....

with guys there are a couple of factors that must be considered.

Size of the equipment is very relevant. Also, not all males will

experience the same angle every time, even when using the same

equipment each time. The Arc de Triumph or angle of the dangle is

constant only in his variability....verify this with your appropriately

equipped acquaintances. ..lol.lol.

 

[sexxxivee]

sexie.....

with guys there are a couple of factors that must be considered.

Size of the equipment is very relevant. Also, not all males will

experience the same angle every time, even when using the same

equipment each time. The Arc de Triumph or angle of the dangle is

constant only in his variability....verify this with your appropriately

equipped acquaintances. ..lol.lol.

I dunno, lefty, my bf is quite well-equipped...you can verify this by checking out the "i'm sexxie_vee's bf" thread in show yourself off. And I've had several quite prodigiously equipped boyfriends in the past who would happily piss with a boner in front of me and NO ONE had to ever dip their dick in the water.