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Pissing with Uncut Boner

sexxxivee said:
I dunno, lefty, my bf is quite well-equipped...you can verify this by checking out the "i'm sexxie_vee's bf" thread in show yourself off. And I've had several quite prodigiously equipped boyfriends in the past who would happily piss with a boner in front of me and NO ONE had to ever dip their dick in the water.
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The idea of dipping your penis in water still makes me shiver.

And you're pretty observant to know that dudes need to angle themselves sometimes to take a piss.
 
Lostlover said:
The idea of dipping your penis in water still makes me shiver.

And you're pretty observant to know that dudes need to angle themselves sometimes to take a piss.
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hahaha, yes, I have to say, I'm glad you aren't following lefty's disturbing advice. And I do find it downright disturbing.

As for being observant...why thank you! But I do enjoy watching guys that I sleep with pissing for some reason...and occasionally aiming too ;)

Gotta say, I have to give credit where credit is due...aiming is definitely not such a simple thing as it seemed from the observer's point of view before I tried it myself hahaha
 
Why is the educator

always winds up

being the heavy:(
 
Well, from a physiological point of reference, I'm pretty sure your body is designed, for a lack of better words, to actually prevent you from urinating while you have an erection. Being able to pee while at full mast would be problematic, as the acid nature of your urine would kill off any sperm traveling on their way out, even if you peed before you came. It's for the same reason that you leak precum once you're hard, in order to neutralize the environment of the urethra before your little guys are sent off to battle.
 
Lostlover said:
With morning wood, how can you pull the skin back. I usually have to hold Johnny down before I can piss.

Everyone shits sitting. Men generally piss standing. Last time I checked, I had balls and a cock.
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If you can't pull your skin back while having an erection, you might want to check in with your doctor.

Maybe he can also check whether it's really two balls and a cock :roll:
 
no, that's a "penis" thing :) can happen with cut penises, too. If pulling back changes this for you .. probably your skin is a bit tighter. Also the OP has this problem with his foreskin NOT pulled back.
 
Lostlover said:
Does any other uncut posters have this problem? I wake up sometimes with a raging boner and I have to wait until I cool off before I can urinate because peeing with a uncut boner (at least for me) leaves pee all over the walls and floor.
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I'm uncut, and probably lazy, so I just step in the shower and pee. If it goes here-there-everywhere it's easy to clean up... Just turn on shower for half a minute.
 
I didn't read all the advised but you were given, however from my own experience -- it doesn't matter with or without boner you pull your skin back when you pee, and wipe your dick after.
If you can't pull your skin back (I am going to assume you are over 18) you should talk to a doctor to get some help :)
 
I take very strange possitions as I'm quite tall and that doesn't really help either.

One I do is spreading my legs as much as I can and leaning forward on the wall while pointing the fucker down. It doesn't always work as well but saves me a bit of cleaning.
 
I have the same problem and Sitting doesnt work for me in that I'm big down there and my cock presses against the rim and it hurts like hell. The best i can do is pull back the skin and aim.
 
MoltenRock III said:
I'm uncut, and probably lazy, so I just step in the shower and pee. If it goes here-there-everywhere it's easy to clean up... Just turn on shower for half a minute.
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I would do that too, but you have to remove your underwear right? And then put it back on? And then you have to worry that none gets on your leg or feet?

If I'm bursting at the seams, I'll do what you do. I guess I'm a germophobe. I've done this late at night and peed on my legs or thighs in the shower. I then just go ahead and take a shower. Time consuming and annoying especially if you were just sleeping.
 
Corny said:
Why would the circumcisions status make any difference here :confused:

Other than that .. sitting down helps ;)
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cause even when peeing soft the foreskin can cause lots of problems pissing when its not done right ...smh
 
I can move my foreskin .. if you can't - go to the doc. And if you think that's "unmanly", too. Go to the doc as soon as possible :lol:
 
@Lostlover.
Lose the underwear. (unless your an incontinent drippy dribbly. That
otherwise superfluous clothing is a plot by the textile monsters to suck
more money out of your wallet while providing inferior and high priced
street wear covering the flaws with Fashion Undies. For GOD sake man.
Come to the table. undergarments are for sensual moments and are
a teasing prelude to nudity and glorious debauchery...people don't see
or care on the street and besides making it difficult to do a quick piss,
underwear is endorsed by the religious Left and Right. they tithe the
manufacturers thus engorging their coffers.

@Sigma,
I hate to tell you that your commode is actually a wall mount urinal. The
other mode,l (Troughs out of style and only available at some sport or
commercial venues) a floor standing one. Both are designed for Homo
Erectus and not for Homo ERECTED. They are not designed for sitting.
The one that lis shaped like a hassock stool and has a seat/lid is not only unisexual but multi tasking..... It is designed for defecation and micturition.

The cat box is not for humans, If your plumbing is actually so outrageously
disproportionate, submit photos and we will have the JUBBER labs develop a
commode to accomodate you as a special needs member.

(this public service posting was prepared with out the deaths of any Doctor
Karabulut of JohaninSCtypes. Nor were any Webster 's New World Dictionaries
perused or abused):badgrin:
 
jameskelly said:
Yes. Sometimes my pee goes in two opposite directions if I'm too hard to pull the skin down.
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i sorta have the same issue, but not with pulling the foreskin down. i while its coming out of the urethra, its seems like have two urethras, at least thats what it looks like. idk


Lefty said:
Or they could sit on the pot and lean forward.

The head dipping into the cold water should ease

the boner enough to facilitate micturition.
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lol, im uncut, and have tried that, it didn't really work for me that way. i was so hard and had to piss like a race horse so i did that (above), the cold water woke me up but didn't really ease the boner down. i started to piss, and well....the water sounded like a jacuzzi while i was pissing. it was a bit weird but it was funny as hell too.
 


If you fail the short course of






Here is the Pictorial Micturial Tutorial

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This also works for our so often called 'mutilated' brethren.

BUTT NOW

A new question has raised it ugly head...to wit...

"How do I handle peeing with an erection: watch my fiance do it,
and my case of penis envy is at its worst?."

 Inquiring minds and seXXXivee want to know
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