Pizza delivery guy

[diamondstar]

I believe U TC and am glad U enjoyed yourself. However, didn't he have a time limit to get back to work? Am just surprised that he would have the time to get a blow job. Maybe U were his final delivery of the day.

 

[MJEH89]

I do know that Pizza Delivery guys (especially women) are told not to enter a Customer's home...Pizza guys have been attacked and even killed in some cases...

I forgot about this aspect to the situation, but it's true. "Pizza boi" kind of took a chance going into a total stranger's house and dropping his pants just for a little instant gratification.

 

[Mnestor]

@ wander HOT Stuff in your post about college and working installing carpet!!!!

@ the original OP BlueBalls good HOT STUFF you have anymore and Good For You

I Hope to one day experience what you did. Maybe I should vaca in Brazil/Argentina and see what pops up with their Pizza Guys

 

[lolalola70]

i don't have a hard time believing the story, the only thing i found odd is that he was wearing sweat pants-how lazy can u be? i don't think i would want food from there if he was working in the kitchen in sweat pants

 

[fasteddy]

Ya know, I wasn't there, so I'm not gonna call this guy a liar. The idea that a straight guy would enjoy a blow job is not all that out of the question. It happened to me with the cable installation guy one time. I was the one who was surprised at the way it happened as he asked to use my bathroom when he finished and he came out with the old joke about how cold the water was in the toilet and it went on from there.

Much of the reaction here sounds like a bunch of jealous old queens who jerk off into a paper towel instead of trying to have sex with a human being.

But that's just my view

 

[gdude30]

The only part I diddn't believe is "The sluttiest thing I've ever done".

Sucking off a pizza guy is not slutty. There are so much more sluttier things that are done out there that some would have trouble wrapping their mind around. The location can add factors, the time, what is being done, and the number of people of course.

But anyways it's not unbelievable. I actually had an interesting experience with a cleaner at a resort. I can't believe what happened actually happened but it was hot as hell. Of course a gay resort but regardless..

I know someone who has casual sex..well had with people all the time. In grocery stores, bathrooms, delivery guys, and etc.

I don't think people realize how sexually active and horny some gay, str8, bi, and just men in general are.

You don't just randomly say to a pizza guy, "HEY MISTER PIZZA GUY LET ME SUCK YOU". Although depending on the guy you might be in for a big surprise.

He tested the waters by brushing his hand, he read the pizza guy's words and gestures and could tell that it would be okay.

Those who say, "OMG YOU SHOULD NEVER HIT ON A GUY UNLESS YOU ARE IN A GAY AREA". "OMG U SUCKED HIM HE CULD'VE SLEPT WITH LEIK OVER NINE THOUSAND GAIS AND HAVE TONS OF DISEASES ON HIS DICK EWWW" or "be careful, fox news says that pizza guys carry katanas and chop off you're dick if you come onto them and that's the secret ingredient in Pizza Hut's pizzas", need to get fucking laid or have their bubble popped.

Christ some people on here and in life need to LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. It wasn't anal sex, there were signs and unsaid and said communication between the two that gave a green light and it was hot.

And there are people who actually do record their adventures with random casual sex encounters. It happens so much more than some think. And it can happen pretty much anytime and anyplace.

It's a little something called "cruising".

 

[Telstra]

Those tight brown shorts the UPS drivers wear always enhance their legs and make them look so hot. The guy who does this neighborhood now is just average and not interested. But there have been a few hot ones in the past. Ironically the hottest one, in my opinion, seemed to like me. He was talking to me and looking at me as he was walking back to his truck and he ran into a bush. I didn't make fun of him but I could tell he had that slight nervousness we feel when we're in "crusing mode." Sadly that was the last time I ever saw him. And unfortunately the UPS guys have such a heavy workload that they don't have time to stand around and chat, let alone do anything.

i always enjoy reading your posts about your sexual encounters because your stories are most likely be true.

I had a guy asking me to take nude photos of him.
He asked me to touch his cock for a bigger cock look so i did. I took lots of cock pics with his face in the background.

It was a private session so all the photos are his to keep.
He wants me to do more sessions ....... and i like it

 

[CGHJ]

Well You and I have obviously had different experiences. And how am I homophobic? Jasun, go to a straight bar, a really straight bar and go hit on a straight man and touch his bulge, see if you come out alive or with a full set of teeth.

Lord man, I do this all the time with marines. I'm not saying everyone should run out to their nearest straight bar and grab some balls, but it's a big wide world out there. there are places you can do it and places you can't, and there's people that couldn't get away with it in a million years at place where I get away with it all the time.

 

[bulge]

The sluttiest thing I have done, at least I consider the sluttiest, was that guy on a gay cruising place putting his arm around my shoulder and I let him do and I played with his cock and balls without saying one word. When it was all done (we both came in the process), it appeared he was not speaking any of the languages I tried on him and I didn't speak any of his languages. For the rest, it all perfectly matched. The most sluttish part for me is it all matched so well and fully 100%. It was like fucking my own brother. We remained seated for quite a long time in the park we met. It went all full automatically. I still cann't explain or believe it. We slipped into each other without noticing. It was so totally sluttish. I hardly dare to think such a thing is fully possible while you are present and fully aware. It simply and stupidly matched 100% at once.

 

[ibill1]

What I've learned is that most straight guys really don't have a problem with us gay guys and can be flattered. The problem really only arises when they are with their buddies. God forbid they ever give any inclination that they really are OK about some gay dude saying this or that around their friends. When they are alone and encounter a gay situation I have found they really don't give a shit. Just my observation.

 

[bulge]

^ Well that's how it should happen.

Yep, all of my anecdotes that I have posted on this site are true. The UPS guy wasn't an encounter, though, we were just chatting briefly but I could tell he was interested. I remember another delivery guy, quite young, and I came to the door wearing only shorts, and he said, "You look relaxed." I realized later that was a subtle indication of mild interest, but by the time I figured it out he was gone.

A married friend of mine was at my house once about 10 years ago and said to me, "I feel so decadent when I come here." I just giggled at it and let it go, and I thought he might be hinting that we do something, but I didn't act on it. I saw him again recently and he was very friendly and patted me on the back a couple of times, so I think he might still be interested after all these years.

Not every guy will go for it, though, I hinted to the hot Italian guy who delivered bottled water to my house every 2 weeks for years. I even left an explicit note on the bottles once. He never agreed to anything, so nothing ever happened. On the other hand, he never stopped being friendly and polite either. He wasn't interested (he was also married) but he wasn't insulted or offended by it either; in fact I think he was flattered by it.

Yeaaa, that's the way it should happen, but as we were unable to express ourselves afterwards, relativize, distantiate ourselves and joke about it had worked so full automatically without even noticing, it got so sluttish I haven't words for it.

 

[Spiff]

I'm suddenly hungry for pizza now.

Oh wait. I'm always hungry for pizza. I think it's a pizza delivery guy that I'm suddenly hungry for.

 

[Telstra]

^ Well that's how it should happen.

Yep, all of my anecdotes that I have posted on this site are true. The UPS guy wasn't an encounter, though, we were just chatting briefly but I could tell he was interested. I remember another delivery guy, quite young, and I came to the door wearing only shorts, and he said, "You look relaxed." I realized later that was a subtle indication of mild interest, but by the time I figured it out he was gone.

A married friend of mine was at my house once about 10 years ago and said to me, "I feel so decadent when I come here." I just giggled at it and let it go, and I thought he might be hinting that we do something, but I didn't act on it. I saw him again recently and he was very friendly and patted me on the back a couple of times, so I think he might still be interested after all these years.

Not every guy will go for it, though, I hinted to the hot Italian guy who delivered bottled water to my house every 2 weeks for years. I even left an explicit note on the bottles once. He never agreed to anything, so nothing ever happened. On the other hand, he never stopped being friendly and polite either. He wasn't interested (he was also married) but he wasn't insulted or offended by it either; in fact I think he was flattered by it.

please tell what you "hinted" and what you wrote ...

 

[GhostMost]

If it really happened, I would strongly advise against that in the future.

You don't know who else that guy has slept with and what diseases he may have. I recommend you get yourself checked up on in three months to make sure you didn't catch anything. Always use protection in the future, especially with strangers (which I wouldn't recommend doing anything with anyway).

In any case, no offense, I'm never really sexually attracted to ANYONE until I get to know them, so I have to much class to do it with a random pizza delivery guy.

BUZZKILL ALERT
Seriously though, think these things out loud and press the X button in the right hand corner of your browser before you belittle someone.

 

[PolterGUYst]

Please. The hottest thing I'm looking at when I answer the door is the pizza. I rip the box out of the attractive guy's hands and shove him back out the door. Then I slip a single through the mail slot.

Doesn't matter what you look like - the pizza is always more beautiful than you. Accept it.

 

[mxpxl199]

BlueBalls,...Do let us know if you try their Greek Pizza

LOL OMG that is funny. No, no Greek.

 

[gmoney]

This thread has been more fun reading the replies than the story itself!

Btw, I do find it believable. I worked in the carpet cleaning industry for 15 years and after a while the shock of what some customers would do just wore off. Myself and my co-workers would get hit on by men and women and in ways I would have never imagined if I hadn't experienced it.

The OP was "safely suggestive" initially and in a way that the delivery guy could shoot him down or see what pleasure might become of it if he so desired.

When you work in the service industry involving going to people's homes, you learn quickly how to let a customer down "gently" if you're not interested in whatever "under the table" activity they might be seeking. You don't know this person, and if you react harshly or in a way that makes them feel threatened, you could be putting yourself in danger.

It sounds to me like the delivery guy saw a chance for a quick blowjob and then to just move on. He could have been gay or straight, but just wanted to get his rocks off. No harm in playing if everyone agrees and enjoys!

 

[BlondeCanadian]

Please. The hottest thing I'm looking at when I answer the door is the pizza. I rip the box out of the attractive guy's hands and shove him back out the door. Then I slip a single through the mail slot.

Doesn't matter what you look like - the pizza is always more beautiful than you. Accept it.

Preach. While I was reading this I thought to myself have I ever had a hot pizza delivery guy?.. I couldnt remeber what any of them looked like.. I think I was too focused on the pizza

 

[JOHN B]

A few years ago....there was this pizza delivery guy, in a shop I would stop into once in a while to get a pizza to go, who was always bragging in detail about the girls he was having sex with.....

....flash forward a few months later, I messed around with him at least twice during his stop overs on his delivery route.... No one else had a clue....

 

[masgrandeburrito]

This is very out of character for me but I was really horny and the guy who delivered my pizza tonight was obese, hairy, sweaty and smelly and had a bulge (or a fat role) going on in his sweat pants which made me melt as soon as I opened the door.

With it freezing outside, I invited him in for a sec while I put the pizza down and paid him. When I turned I intentionally let me hand brush up against his belly and was like "oh sorry". He burped and said "no problem". I can't believe I said this but I said "oh really, then can I do it again..." in a joking tone and he said "up to you..." and burped again. Then the dude is like "it's cold, you want to warm it up?"

Normally I'd assume he was kidding but at this point I wanted him. So I grab his dick though his sweats and he is just smiling (and still sweating), so I figure, it's a go. I get down, pull it out... but there was nothing to see, more of a micro-penis or maybe it was a vagina. I looked up and he was eating my damn pizza. The pizza that I just paid $22.00 for. I was in shock.

Has this happened to anyone?