Please help me !

[ashbeck]

I am in urgent need of advice and if you know any solution to my problem please please post because it is greatly apreciated !!!

Out of stupidity curiosity or call it what you like I introduced a piece of garlic in rectum and as a big idiot that I am I let go of it... and lost it ... I paniced real hard ... I went to the toiled and I pooped and felt something like it but i am not sure if it came out or not ... when I looked in the toilet there was poo and some toilet paper.... I should have looked thru the poop but didn't and as bigger idiot I flushed and now I have no ideea if it actualy came out or not.

I've put some water from the shower inside me and all that came out were some very small bitts of poop I did this several times and nothing happened ... no piece of garlic ... I inserted my middle finger as long as I could and I still couldn't feel it anywere ... could it have gone that up ? I tried with the water again several times but nothing...

The worst thing is that I am in a holliday at some relatives (yes it would be really fucked up them to tak em to the hospital) in a foreign country and I have absolutely no medical insurance here and my cash is minimum.

Someone in another forum said they had gone to hospital for a bigger thing and they couldn't take it out so he had to chose between surgery or trying to poop it out. He said he ate alot and with some pain he got it out. Mine is a very small thing what if my poop just pases next to it ???

I am losing my mental health fast !!! Please help me what should I do ? what will happen if I poop many times and that thing remains in me ??? what would be the risk ??? please help me !!!

 

[Audio Tech]

It probably came out. Unless you shove an apple up there, things that small usually come right out. As someone who has "experimented" in his youth.... I wouldn't worry about it if you were able to go to the bathroom.

 

[G-Lexington]

Welcome to JUB!

Lex

 

[mike_n_herrin]

I moved your thread to the health subforum because it's more suited there. I'd imagine it has come out. Even if it hasn't i don't see how it would do any damage. if you didn't already pass it, you will with your next large stool.

 

[ashbeck]

Guys I cannot thank you enough for your kind words and support ! I feel so embarased and stupid right now !

It was a clove ...

I am waiting very tensionat for my next poo ...

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Only on JUB - could this be discussed as such an every-day - nothing to get excited about - occurrence/experience.

I imagine there was some vague Vampire threat - and you were just taking normal precautions??
(Don't you dare answer that !)

I vote for more fiber -- and in the future - secure whatever goes there with a long string - just to be safe !

 

[Kyanimal]

I thought I had run across, just about, Everything! Butt ... this is, indeed, "Something Else"! Although I think it's Hilarious, I know it's not Funny!

I'd like to know, even though I don't think I want to know, Why a Garlic Clove?? (You really don't have to answer that ... )

In short ... I wouldn't worry about it, Bud! It's small, it doesn't seem to be blocking anything, and, chances are, it's already been ejected from your body.

Now ... if you'd been talking about a cucumber, or other largish veggie ... well ...

Just relax! Nature will take it's course. You'll be fine! Just don't be too surprised if you smell like Garlic (which is quite Healthy for you!), for a little while!

And, Yeah! ... no matter what ... Sincerely ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[racer2438]

Relax, as small as a clove of garlic is and it was the last thing you put in, w/your stool it was the first to come out.

btw- did it not burn a bit as garlic is spicy on it's own.

 

[3nipples]

A garlic clove up your ass is an old remedy for intestinal ailments and parasites, so I don't think it was all that stupid or harmful....

but if you didn't do it as a treatment, then I'm curious as to what you thought you were going to achieve?

Whatever it was, you might try it with ginger the next time

 

[Audio Tech]

Only on JUB - could this be discussed as such an every-day - nothing to get excited about - occurrence/experience.

Boy.... isn't THAT the truth!!

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Well, if you're gonna start with Garlic - least you can do is add a couple shrimp and find an Italian guy who likes Scampi.

 

[cityboy-stl]

^ LOL at some of the replies.

I think I'd take a big dose of Milk of Magnesia.

If it was only a single clove that's not that big so it will/has probably take care of itself.

Ummm...let us know how everything comes out.

 

[seven_sins]

A garlic clove up your ass is an old remedy for intestinal ailments and parasites, so I don't think it was all that stupid or harmful....

The things I learn on JUB. I Googled the words

garlic rectum

and found many references to sticking cloves of garlic up the ass.