POETRY - Can you write a Poem?

[Lefty]

No Shit?

Make it VODKA

and I'll join you

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

No Shit?

Make it VODKA

and I'll join you

Okay, but I getta be Jack! You wanna be Will or Grace?

 

[Lefty]

You don't know jack

Karen has no grace

and I lost the will.

Guess we will just stay friends

at least for now..

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Okay I'm easy, I'll be Lady and you be the Tramp.
**stretching spaghetti between Lefty's lips and mine**

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHoD2LPx67M"]Jack is such a great queer! LMAO![/ame]

 

[DonQuixote]

'tis night,
I've had a fright,
to see the merry making
is such a sight.

But here's MY plight -
I wasn't here
to enjoy "the fight"
and, of course,
the making light.

And, as it is the end of day,
My brain is drained of what to say,
I want to cum out and play,
but, alas, I must stay.
Perhaps I can play
another day,
what say?

 

[Lefty]

"Q"

You will really have to clean up your act

And that is just a plain natural fact

I may adopt that weirdo named "tzu"

What will that make him to you?

If you're always tired,

It may get you fired

I do some bad verse...

Today yours was worse.

Sorry if that seems rude

Get some rest dude.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

It would seem we all scored
Like Meatloaf in a Ford
But far from paradise
And rain of rice(recall I concider marriage a vice?)
These dashboard confessionals
Have been miles from professional

And remember; Friends don't let friends Drive masturbating


THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NATIONAL HIGHWAY BLOWJOB FOUNDATION

 

[Lefty]

friends masturbate for them

best friends masturbate them.

Feel the difference....hahahahahaha

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

You just keep your eyes on the road
And both hands on the wheel
I'll sacrifice my dignity for your load
Oh, just to hear you squeal


My finest work yet I do believe.

 

[Lefty]

On The Road Again just became my favorite song of the week...

can't imagine why.

 

[DonQuixote]

How poignantly melancholy.
I'm not sure if I can call it sad -
there's a lot of sadness there,
and a sense of settling.

Yet, for the "consolation" partner,
there's love and caring.
Will the author find the love
he thought he couldn't have,
and forget the first?

Thanks, Zorro.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Dear M. Zorro;

That's certainly a cathartic piece. A lament to what has to be when one says goodbye to the past. Sadly enough it's poignant to my recent situ. I suppose it's time I said my last goodbyes too.

Thank you so much.
Gusty

 

[DonQuixote]

With thanks to Dory Previn - I heard this sung 30 years ago, or more.
I've always had a fond spot for it.

I sense that many of us have felt this way, recently.
With a special call out to my good friends Kulindahr and Ambrocious.
(And ALWAYS to Chaz, Sheep, Shih Tzu, and Lefty - Dynk, Boris, CGYMike and all the gang checking in and telling sweet little lies.)

Twenty-Mile Zone :
I was riding in my car
Screaming at the night
Screaming at the dark
Screaming at fright

I wasn't doing nothing
Just drive about
Screaming at the dark
Letting it out
That's all I was doing
Just letting it out

Well along comes a motorcycle
Very much to my surprise
I said officer was I speeding
I couldn't see his eyes

He said no you weren't speeding
And he felt where his gun was hung
He said lady you were screaming
At the top of your lung

And you were
Doing it alone
You were doing it alone
You were screaming in your car
In a twenty-mile zone
You were doing it alone
You were doing it alone
You were screaming

I said I'll roll up all my windows
Don't want to disturb the peace
I'm just a creature
Who is looking
For a little release

I said
And what's so wrong with screaming
Don't you do it at your games
When the quarterback
Breaks an elbow
When the boxer beats and maims

But you were
Doing it alone
You were doing it alone
You were screaming in your car
In a twenty-mile zone
You were doing it alone
You were doing it alone
You were screaming

I said animals roar
When they feel like
Why can't we do that too
Instead of screaming
Banzai baby
In the war in the human zoo

He said I got to take you in now
Follow me right behind
And let's have no more screaming
Like you're out of your mind

So he climbed aboard his cycle
And his red-eyed headlight beamed
And his motor started spinning
And his siren screamed

He was doing it alone
He was doing it alone
He was screaming on his bike
In a twenty-mile zone
He was doing it alone
He was doing it alone
He was screaming

I was doing it alone
I was doing it alone
I was screaming in my car
In a twenty-mile zone
I was doing it alone
I was doing it alone
I was screaming

We were doing it together
We were doing it together
We were screaming at the dark
In a twenty-mile zone
We were doing it together
We were doing it together
We were screaming

We were doing it together
We were doing it
Together
Alone

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHm6CPh6mIQ[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

Gosh "Q" this whole place
Needs a bit of cheering EH?

____________________________________________

You told me with all those flowers forever

Used my faith and trust as your magic lever

To pry apart legs and open virgin heart

Life was a wonder right from that start

Through the years joys laughs and tears

Had the parties friends and the beers


I"m wearing basic black under skies of basic grey

How dare you die and not taking me along that day.

_____________________________________________________

Well, I didn't bloody say I was going to do it,
now did I?

 

[DonQuixote]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXhO0fitW7A&feature=related[/ame]

Froggie Went A-Courtin'

1. Frog went a-courtin', and he did ride, Uh-huh,
Frog went a-courtin', and he did ride, Uh-huh,
Frog went a-courtin', and he did ride.
With a sword and a pistol by his side, Uh-huh.


2. Well he rode up to Miss Mousey's door, Uh-huh,
Well he rode up to Miss Mousey's door, Uh-huh,
Well he rode up to Miss Mousey's door.
Gave three loud raps and a very big roar, Uh-huh.


3. Said, "Miss Mouse, are you within?" Uh-huh,
Said he, "Miss Mouse, are you within?" Uh-huh,
Said, "Miss Mouse, are you within?"
"Yes, kind sir, I sit and spin," Uh-huh.


4. He took Miss Mousey on his knee, Uh-huh,
Took Miss Mousey on his knee, Uh-huh,
Took Miss Mousey on his knee.
Said, "Miss Mousey, will you marry me?" Uh-huh.


5. "Without my uncle Rat's consent, Uh-huh
"Without my uncle Rat's consent, Uh-huh
"Without my uncle Rat's consent.
I wouldn't marry the president, Uh-huh


6. Uncle Rat laughed and he shook his fat sides, Uh-huh,
Uncle Rat laughed and he shook his fat sides, Uh-huh,
Uncle Rat laughed and he shook his fat sides,.
To think his niece would be a bride, Uh-huh.


7. Uncle Rat went runnin' downtown, Uh-huh,
Uncle Rat went runnin' downtown, Uh-huh,
Uncle Rat went runnin' downtown.
To buy his niece a wedding gown, Uh-huh


8. Where shall the wedding supper be? Uh-huh,
Where shall the wedding supper be? Uh-huh,
Where shall the wedding supper be?
Way down yonder in a hollow tree, Uh-huh


9. What should the wedding supper be? Uh-huh,
What should the wedding supper be? Uh-huh,
What should the wedding supper be?
Fried mosquito in a black-eye pea, Uh-huh.


10. Well, first to come in was a flyin' moth, Uh-huh,
First to come in was a flyin' moth, Uh-huh,
First to come in was a flyin' moth.
She laid out the table cloth, Uh-huh.


11. Next to come in was a juney bug, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a juney bug, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a juney bug.
She brought the water jug, Uh-huh.


12. Next to come in was a bumbley bee, Uh-huh
Next to come in was a bumbley bee, Uh-huh
Next to come in was a bumbley bee.
Sat mosquito on his knee, Uh-huh.


13. Next to come in was a broken black flea, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a broken black flea, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a broken black flea.
Danced a jig with the bumbley bee, Uh-huh.


14. Next to come in was Mrs. Cow, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was Mrs. Cow, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was Mrs. Cow.
She tried to dance but she didn't know how, Uh-huh.


15. Next to come in was a little black tick, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a little black tick, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a little black tick.
She ate so much she made us sick, Uh-huh.


16. Next to come in was a big black snake, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a big black snake, Uh-huh,
Next to come in was a big black snake.
Ate up all of the wedding cake, Uh-huh.


17. Next to come was the old gray cat, Uh-huh,
Next to come was the old gray cat, Uh-huh,
Next to come was the old gray cat.
Swallowed the mouse and ate up the rat, Uh-huh.


18. Mr. Frog went a-hoppin' up over the brook, Uh-huh,
Mr. Frog went a-hoppin' up over the brook, Uh-huh,
Mr. Frog went a-hoppin' up over the brook.
A lily-white duck come and swallowed him up, Uh-huh.


19. A little piece of cornbread layin' on a shelf, Uh-huh,
A little piece of cornbread layin' on a shelf, Uh-huh,
A little piece of cornbread layin' on a shelf.
If you want anymore, you can sing it yourself, Uh-huh.


Copyright ©1992 Special Rider Music

 

[Lefty]

words is words is words
but still..... only words

deeds is deeds is deeds
but still..... only deeds

holes is holes is holes
but still..... only holes

blood is blood is blood
but still..... only blood

a heart broken by word and deed
has holes with no choice but to feed

so choose your word
so choose your deed
the hole in your heart
thats where they feed

 

[Lefty]

was the first one really that bad

now im sorry i did the second one

 

[Adhesion]

One More Chance

An angry mother, looming up high,
A child's refrain, the begin of a cry.
"One more chance," the child sobs,
The mother's heart twists, turns, and bobs.
"One more chance, I won't lie again,"
The child declares, bringing about the mend.

The bitter knife glimmers eerie and bright,
Again the child lies, the mother knows right.
In the back, it sinks deep within,
Betrayal cuts harsh when it's your own kin.
Away with the promises of future and dreams,
"No more chances," the mother steams.

An upset mother, lingering near,
A teenager's call, with hint of sincere.
"One more chance," the teenager demands,
The mother's hardened heart now tattered to strand.
"One more chance, again I won't steal,"
The teenager promises, sealing the deal.

The dulled knife retains its unearthly shine,
Again the teenager steals, the mother knows the line.
Rivulets of regret trickle, flowing free,
Betrayal knows no cost; the act comes with a fee.
Away with memories and cherished desires,
"No more chances," the mother mutters with fire.

A distraught mother, crying from afar,
An adult's plead, now marred with scars.
"One more chance," the adult requests,
The mother's torn heart, withered with stress.
"One more chance, I swear not to do it,"
The adult believes, with an oath to quit.

The knife now carmine and tarnished, its shine no more,
Silhouetted on the corpse, it settled a score.
The cacophony of life, flashing lights abound,
Betrayal's eternal mark lying on the ground.
Away with glimmers of a child's life and delight,
"One more chance," the mother prays at night.

 

[DonQuixote]

Adhesion,
Welcome, sir, to JUB and the Story Board - and especially the poetry thread.

A powerful poem.
Thank you for sharing it.
I am afraid I must ponder it awhile
as I digest its stile.

For it does turn and flick
and cut one to the quick

And, alas, 'tis late,
for my nightly date.
To be I must be off,
but your words I do NOT scoff.

Thank you, again, for sharing this haunting verse.



(Lefty, I didn't ignore you. I was headed to bed and got sidetracked.
Later, my fellow jesting jouster, for I fear your words are also somewhat profound.)

 

[Lefty]

__The Condom Conundrum___

Burning with incendiary need

Ichor dripping filled with seed

Thus this night a child was made

Hopes once had and plans once laid

lost forever in a moment of play

under the grandstand this sad day

into this world a child unwanted

new young parents scared and daunted

he screams aloud I should have been the Boss you know

now I can only do labor sweat and then reek BO

she screams aloud I should have been the Head of State

now heres this young and needy child and this my twist of fate